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    (Original post by Michelin Man)
    I might dress up as Eboue or something one day. I've been told I look a little bit like Eduardo (I have similar colour skin to him) so I might just get a fake leg and paint the ankle red.
    At first I was like 'OMG YOU HAVE ONE LEG?' but then I lol'd.
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    (Original post by marcusmerehay)
    At first I was like 'OMG YOU HAVE ONE LEG?' but then I lol'd.
    :lol:

    I do work with prosthetics though so finding a fake leg isn't as difficult as it would be for the average joe. Still, sneaking one out in your bag isn't the easiest thing in the world!
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    (Original post by Michelin Man)


    I do work with prosthetics though so finding a fake leg isn't as difficult as it would be for the average joe. Still, sneaking one out in your bag isn't the easiest thing in the world!
    How hard could it be? Buy a "I'm gifted" T-shirt and stick the damn thing between your two real legs :holmes:
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    If you can smuggle out a fake leg then I have to hand it to you. :awesome:
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    (Original post by Michelin Man)
    Sadly for every pair of breasts you see, you'll see 10 cocks.
    Dammit, I like those odds. :sexface: The breasts could always be moobs however unfortunately. :sad: The cocks may as well be the chat page of Glory Glory.

    I had a nightmare about Delap.
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    I had a worse proportion of boobs to willies unfortunately. My new profile picture was my standard CR pose :yes:

    I had a rather happy, dashing Frenchman tell me that I looked good 'for an Englishman'. I told him he was happy for a Frenchman.
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    (Original post by marcusmerehay)
    If you can smuggle out a fake leg then I have to hand it to you. :awesome:
    I really hope that isn't a pun! :yep:
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    (Original post by Michelin Man)
    I really hope that isn't a pun! :yep:
    I'm afraid so. :sad:
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    (Original post by marcusmerehay)
    I'm afraid so. :sad:
    :facepalm2:
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    The Gooners are in fine form today.
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    I'm preparing in hope of an epic Liverpool crumble tonight. :teeth:
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    I'll be wearing my urethra fc scarf.

    It's a shame Kieran Gibbs is out till the end of the season, he would've had a great chance of going to South Africa.
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    (Original post by voodoomagic)
    I'll be wearing my urethra fc scarf.

    It's a shame Kieran Gibbs is out till the end of the season, he would've had a great chance of going to South Africa.
    Leighton Baines would do quite well I reckon. Warnock is a possibility too.
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    Gibbs will eventually be the Ashley Cole we all all hoped for. Not the complete **** he actually is.
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    Are we all getting ready for a big Liverpool WUM session then?
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    (Original post by Michelin Man)
    Are we all getting ready for a big Liverpool WUM session then?
    You jinxed it. :huff:
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    (Original post by geoff_yin)
    You jinxed it. :huff:
    Oh bugger, I was looking forward to that. You never know they may concede 2 more :mad:
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    Romelu Lukaku scored for Anderlecht. This is the boy all the big clubs are after. :yy:
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    I done that Premier League predictor for us, Chelsea and United and I got us as finishing 2nd, 2 points behind Chelsea Teams will drop unexpected points though, hopefully Chelsea will draw to City on Saturday. I'm dreading the Stoke match
 
 
 
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