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    Potential epic thread.

    What is your most beta moment with a member of the opposite sex? Being crippled by shyness when in highschool, I have a dong-load of experiences:

    Went out with this girl called Rhianna in year 7. It was her birthday about 3 days later, and I forgot completely. Next day, she comes up to me outside the changing rooms near the gym, and asks me: 'Do you know what day it is today?' in a very suggestive way, and I just went 'errrrrrr... here you go' and passed her a packet of Polo mints I had bought 10 minutes earlier. Strong failure

    Another one; this happened in year 8 this time. This super hot girl called Emma was grabbing my arse and everything, making overly suggestive comments and other stuff that left little to the imagination. I simply just pretened to ignore it and get on with my life. The ****? This happened with about 5 other girls in my form that same year. God I'm a retard lol

    Third worst example: I was dating a girl called Rebecca in year 7 (start of the year pretty much), and I had got a diary for her Birthday with cats all over it. She loved cats very much so. Basically we're alone in the canteen, and I go to get it out of my bag, and basically just hand it to her all wobbly-like, whilst high-pitchedly saying 'happy birthday!', for which I immediately ran out of the canteen like a tit. Lol

    **** my life.

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    I once found identical triplet girls that were madly in love with me, only I was tired so I only had sex with two of them. FML
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    Every sexual, romantic or otherwise intimate encounter I had pre-2008.
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    When I was 13 and had just entered secondary school and encountering girls for the very first time, I told a girl called Maxine in my class:

    "Oh, I have the same hairbursh as you!"

    What the hell was I thinking? Some sort of follicle based rappaport with this girl? Oish.

    Lots of really stupid stuff from secondary school really, which has thankfully escaped my memory.

    Uni? Hmmm. Re-inventing the concept of "The Third Wheel" to a whole new level in 1st year probably, and telling a girl to her face that she had the grace of an elephant on the dancefloor. Not my best move.
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    The fact I'm a 21 year old virgin who's never kissed or dated a single female. I have outdone all of you.
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    I can't remember too much from pre-uni but near the start of last term one of the best looking girls I'd seen on campus actually approached and started a conversation with me but because I wasn't feeling my best I cowered down and just gave single answer responses and killed the conversation. I'm sure it would have gone somewhere any other day :mad2: :mad2: :cry2:
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    Plenty, but its only by making mistakes that we learn. Now im nearly unstoppable. There are still a few who get away, but they are getting fewer and fewer.
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    (Original post by Riderz)
    Plenty, but its only by making mistakes that we learn. Now im nearly unstoppable. There are still a few who get away, but they are getting fewer and fewer.
    I know exactly what you mean. I've pretty much eliminated everything I previously choked on before.

    You never know though, I may just **** something up...
 
 
 
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