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    Wanting to become a Stock market dealer/trader, any advice?
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    you haven't got a ******* chance if you can't find the stickies at the top of this forum
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    (Original post by billskiny)
    Wanting to become a Stock market dealer/trader, any advice?
    Yup.

    University of Life.
    Open an account, blow it all a few times, learn and then become very rich.

    or

    Do it the hard way - Kick Ass at school, uni, ECs etc, sell your soul to a bank and end up grey,fat, an alcoholic, depressed and skint. 1 in a million that you might 'make it.

    And PLEASE USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION!!!!
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    1. Kill yourself.

    2. Reincarnate.

    3. Try harder next time.
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    (Original post by Bramlow)
    1. Kill yourself.

    2. Reincarnate.

    3. Try harder next time.
    lol
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    (Original post by Bramlow)
    1. Kill yourself.

    2. Reincarnate.

    3. Try harder next time.
    Repped as I will be stealing this joke.
 
 
 
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