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    What would you lot say the best ice breaker is when approaching an attractive female stranger?

    No jokes pls..
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    I've got a knife - now **** me
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    just take some ice cubes and stamp on them.
    'now that i've broken the ice... wanna ****?'
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    you'll do
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    A friend was telling me last night that a guy walked up to one of her friends and said simply "fat penguin"; she was like 'what?....' and he went "Just breaking the ice!" - needless to say he didn't pull her.

    By the way this probably the worst ice breaker.
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    An ice pick?
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    You: "Hey, do you speak Russian?"
    Her: "No."
    You: "Good, neither do I." and continue chatting.
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    Do you want a sherbet lemon?
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    I find ''Hi'' works pretty well.
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    (Original post by Nutini)
    A friend was telling me last night that a guy walked up to one of her friends and said simply "fat penguin"; she was like 'what?....' and he went "Just breaking the ice!" - needless to say he didn't pull her.

    By the way this probably the worst ice breaker.
    LOL so stupid...but funny

    It depends on the situation really, if it's just a random in the street you'd have to ask a question like what's the time or w/e, or if it's a stranger in your lesson you can just get talking about work etc..
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    "Well hello there :sexface: I couldn't help but notice you noticing me, so I thought I'd be kind enough to give you the opportunity to woo me :wink2:"

    Works everytime :awesome:


    you may get slapped.
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    Er...
    Yeah.

    Do you like cheese?
    (Response of yes is given)
    Then you'll like my ****. Hi.
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    (Original post by Fatal_Microbes)
    An ice pick?
    Ha.
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    Creepy Guy: "How much does a polar bare weigh?"
    Girl: "Cough..."
    Creepy Guy ready to gripe: "Enough to break the ice...*says name and etc*"
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    "Excuse me, have you got a lighter?"
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    Man: Do you like cheesy music?
    Girl: No/Yes/Maybe
    Man: It really grates on me
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    (Original post by GottaLovePhysics! :))
    Creepy Guy: "How much does a polar bare weigh?"
    Girl: "Cough..."
    Creepy Guy ready to gripe: "Enough to break the ice...*says name and etc*"
    If I ever heard anybody say this in my vicinity i'd probably kick the **** out of them
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    This one's pretty good. It's nuclear powered.
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    (Original post by desi_jatt)
    If I ever heard anybody say this in my vicinity i'd probably kick the **** out of them
    Chicks dig it.
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    (Original post by mikeyd85)
    "Excuse me, have you got a lighter?"
    Oh ****, that's what all those teenage chav girls who've stopped me were doing?
 
 
 
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