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    R=Russian accent
    A=American accent

    R=knock knock
    A=who is there yo
    R=shurwood
    A=shurwood who?
    R=Sure would you to s
    to suck our cocks.

    Ah the wonder of chat up lines from awesome porno's.
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    "Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

    Works every time :sexface:
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    (Original post by keepa7)
    "Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

    Works every time :sexface:
    Try chatting yourself up in the mirror for good practise.
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    Damn, you guys suck.
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    (Original post by keepa7)
    "Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

    Works every time :sexface:
    Brilliant! This is my favourite so far!!
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    (Original post by HJV)


    This one's pretty good. It's nuclear powered.
    Believe it or not I was about to post the same picture
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    talk about whatever they're drinking. or talk about what you're drinking. girls love talking about drinking
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    (Original post by el scorcho)
    talk about whatever they're drinking. or talk about what you're drinking. girls love talking about drinking
    Maybe in Northern Ireland, yes.
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    Ask them what football team they support.
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    (Original post by Afrotortina)
    Brilliant! This is my favourite so far!!
    http://www.bash.org/?183544

    It's been there for years.
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    (Original post by HJV)
    http://www.bash.org/?183544

    It's been there for years.
    First time I've seen it!
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    "Oh, I see you've drunk so much you've passed out... guess I won't be needing this chloroform then!"

    "O HAI!"

    Last time and a girl got chatting down the pub (there were 2 women in the pub. I was like "OMGWTFBBQ!!1", etc. It's usually a sausage fest with only the regular women going down there), we had a conversation about beer, drugs, music, etc. Then when I told her my name she said "Oh, my boyfriend's called James as well!"
    :facepalm:
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    Drop something on the floor then ask if it's hers. :ninja:
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    Smile like Arsene Wenger and say hello in a French accent.
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    (Original post by Mr. Lover)
    Damn, you guys suck.
    This is tsr the closest these guys have come to chatting up a girl is when they ask the dinner lady at school how she is doing.
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    (Original post by manicstreetpreacher91)
    Man: Do you like cheesy music?
    Girl: No/Yes/Maybe
    Man: It really grates on me

    PAH HAH AH HAHAHAHAH HA

    ha. =D
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    "Why did the polar bear cross the frozen river?"
    "I don't know why did the polar bear cross the frozen river?"
    "AI don't know either, but it's a good way to break the ice - hi I'm *INSERT NAME HERE*"
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    First, beckon her over with your finger.

    When she gets over, say ''if i can make you come with one finger, imagine what i can do with a whole hand ;P ;P''

    Personally, the polar bear one does it for me ^.^ =D
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    "out of 10 how gay does my hair rate?"
    they usually say about 9 for me
    "oh thanks, how nice would you say it rates though?"
    If the gayness number is > 5 and < niceness rating you're in the money! If their both high it's usually pretty good too :p:
    also, "do you have a light" and in a foam party "you're shoes are gonna be absolutly ******" (then wipe the foam from their face soooooooo many others!
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    You: Hey, do you work at Subway by any chance?
    Girl: Erm, no... Why?
    You: Because I swear you've just given me a footlong!

    :awesome:

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    Works every time; 5% of the time! (Possible side effects may include red hand prints on side of face)
 
 
 
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