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    (Original post by Woody.)
    I detest pretty much any form of dark humour. It's just the way I am, I think it's sickening. I also really do not want to give a 'holier than thou' view when I'm speaking, and I'm sorry if I do, but I'm only trying to present my viewpoint.

    well you're going to need some if you ever get a place..
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    (Original post by Subcutaneous)
    well you're going to need some if you ever get a place..
    Untrue. I know plenty of people (including medics) who do not have 'dark humour'. And I most definitely do not intend on getting one if I do get a place. Just because you've got that dark sense of humour, it does not mean I will develop one too.
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    (Original post by Woody.)
    Untrue. I know plenty of people (including medics) who do not have 'dark humour'. And I most definitely do not intend on getting one if I do get a place. Just because you've got that dark sense of humour, it does not mean I will develop one too.

    .......yeah whatever


    well done for taking what was a funny thread into the realms of...


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    (Original post by Phalanges)
    German interviewer: So, I see you play football. How are you at taking penalties?
    Me: Er, alright...
    German: *Sigh* English people never are.

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    Interviewer: Have you studied bone before?
    Me: No.
    Interviewer: Then this is going to be a long ten minutes for you.
    :rofl:

    Should have challenged him to a shoot out! :yep:
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    (Original post by desertwarrior)
    enzyme substrate formation
    :facepalm: I should have known that.

    Saw your sig and was wondering why you have such a high offer for Cambridge? :confused:
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    Chill people lol! Great thread btw. In my oxford interview I was really nervous and when I went in, there was a skull sitting on the table between me and the two interviewers. Unfortunately, I didn't hear the first question they asked which I presume was meant to be an ice breaker - (So what creature is this skull from?) so I just sat there blank whilst the interviewers were exchanging glances. Eventually one of them said "I'll give you a clue there are three of them in this room" Not that funny but pretty embarassing! They must have thought I was a total numpty. Needless to say I got rejected lol
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    (Original post by Subcutaneous)
    .......yeah whatever


    well done for taking what was a funny thread into the realms of...



    :rofl:

    That made me laugh:p:
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    (Original post by Subcutaneous)
    .......yeah whatever


    well done for taking what was a funny thread into the realms of...
    'Whatever' is hardly much of a response. If I brought seriousness upon this thread you only brought immaturity.
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    I know I have nothing to do on here, but this thread is rather entertaining, so I shall subscribe :ninja:
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    (Original post by Woody.)
    'Whatever' is hardly much of a response. If I brought seriousness upon this thread you only brought immaturity.

    Oh shut up and **** off already, jesus.
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    (Original post by Woody.)
    'Whatever' is hardly much of a response. If I brought seriousness upon this thread you only brought immaturity.
    :eyebrow: You need to chillllll.
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    (Original post by cowsgoquack)
    int "What attracted you to medicine?"
    me *freezes*
    me "because its nice"
    int "...what do you mean by that?"
    me "just nice"

    :facepalm:
    Hahaha, you must have spent hours in advance labouring over that response :p:
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    (Original post by ILoveRona)
    Oh shut up and **** off already, jesus.
    :rofl:

    This thread is entertaining.
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    (Original post by JonnyW451)
    Chill people lol! Great thread btw. In my oxford interview I was really nervous and when I went in, there was a skull sitting on the table between me and the two interviewers. Unfortunately, I didn't hear the first question they asked which I presume was meant to be an ice breaker - (So what creature is this skull from?) so I just sat there blank whilst the interviewers were exchanging glances. Eventually one of them said "I'll give you a clue there are three of them in this room" Not that funny but pretty embarassing! They must have thought I was a total numpty. Needless to say I got rejected lol
    Was that at New College?? I had an interview there too! Although fortunately they kept the bones in a bag until half way through the interview.. :p:
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    (Original post by Woody.)
    Cambridge interviewer to me:
    'Are you familiar with ****?'

    I kid you not.
    Did you find out what they were talking about?
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    (Original post by Subcutaneous)
    .......yeah whatever


    well done for taking what was a funny thread into the realms of...



    lool, thats jokes
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    (Original post by Rainbow-Dream)
    Did you find out what they were talking about?
    (Original post by O-Ren)
    Loooooool really?

    Was it to see how you reacted?

    What did you say?
    Yeah they were talking about a guy called Robert Koch who was involved in some clinical trials (which we were talking about at the time) :o: It certainly caught me off guard though!
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    (Original post by facetious)
    Hahaha, you must have spent hours in advance labouring over that response :p:
    I was also asked what i gained from my time doing work exp in hospital, and I just said that everyone seemed very 'satisfied'.

    Ahhh I didnt want to be a doctor anyway
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    Yes, but when considering whether to implement euthanasia, the doctor should not begin to contemplate the alleged 'advantage' of freeing up beds when making his/her decision, at least in my view.
    Yes the entire population of earth knows this!

    Hence the "Funniest Mistakes" part of the tread title.
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    (Original post by cowsgoquack)
    I was also asked what i gained from my time doing work exp in hospital, and I just said that everyone seemed very 'satisfied'.

    Ahhh I didnt want to be a doctor anyway

    Why were you there then?
 
 
 

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