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Jesus deserves my loyalty... they pulled me from the pool!
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(Original post by JHutcher)
Jesus deserves my loyalty... they pulled me from the pool!
Stop hollucinating! Jesus is dead man, Jesus is dead.
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Stop hollucinating! Jesus is dead man, Jesus is dead.
lol... but the legacy lives on!!!!!!
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Stop hollucinating! Jesus is dead man, Jesus is dead.
Camfo, me thinks you need to re-read your New Testament... Jesus has risen from the dead. :p:
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Camfo, me thinks you need to re-read your New Testament... Jesus has risen from the dead. :p:
lol, true, I bet you missed all the compulsory R.E. lessons, like I did, Camford. :rolleyes:
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all we ever did was Buddhism, Creation stories and Bar Mitzah (sp) in RE. :rolleyes:
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(Original post by minimo)
all we ever did was Buddhism, Creation stories and Bar Mitzah (sp) in RE. :rolleyes:
I think teachers have guidelines as to what to teach in compulsory lessons, but before I missed the R.E. lessons, all we used to do was chat about current affairs... (and perhaps talked about some philosophy)
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Yeah we did that Y10 and Y11, the real religion stuff ended in Y9
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lol, true, I bet you missed all the compulsory R.E. lessons, like I did, Camford. :rolleyes:
So he got up, found he's inside his coffin and then what? Walked all the way to Cambridge England and turned himself into a building? :hmmmm:
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So he got up, found he's inside his coffin and then what? Walked all the way to Cambridge England and turned himself into a building? :hmmmm:
1. I don't think he was in a coffin, just a big tomb.

2. He's Jesus for Christ's sake, he doesn't need to walk! He could fly there!

He must be spinning in his grave at tll these lies about him.
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1. I don't think he was in a coffin, just a big tomb.

2. He's Jesus for Christ's sake, he doesn't need to walk! He could fly there!

He must be spinning in his grave at tll these lies about him.
You see, I never read the bible. If he wants to keep on turning in his grave that's fine by me. I'm sure Einstein does that all the time.
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2. He's Jesus for Christ's sake, he doesn't need to walk! He could fly there!
Surely he can teleport quantum mechanically :p:
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Surely he can teleport quantum mechanically :p:
Quantum tunneling? :hmmmm: Surely he can increase his odds of having that happening to one "universe life time" larger than everyone else.
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one "universe life time" larger than everyone else.
huh?
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huh?
use "universe life time" as a number. In seconds presumably. Methinks it is a big enough number.
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Jesus can Apparate. He don't need no quantum shmuntum
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he can? did he fail his first apparation test then?
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He can Transfigure too, there's something in the New Test. entitled the Transfiguration.
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^o) I'll find a church guy and ask him. can't be bothered to read the bible.
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use "universe life time" as a number. In seconds presumably. Methinks it is a big enough number.
arh got it :cool:
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