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    Hey guys, Happy Valentine's Day you lonely lonely people!

    Alright, I hardly ever pay attention on Valentine's Day, which ended up with me making plans with a guy friend to go watch a movie tonight, the night where tons of couples basically take over like a soppy zombie invasion going for each others tongues. I figure we can make this night a lot more hilarious by pretending to be a loving couple and have a massive fight and generally destroy the vibe.

    But really? That isn't that funny and I'd like to troll the couples more than by making them slightly uncomfortable and shift a couple of seats down.

    Any ideas to make tonight funny as hell? Props may be used, but since it's tonight and I'm never that arsed to do it, just things me and my friend can do on the fly that will surprise/annoy the couples and give us a couple of laughs.
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    Fake. Orgasm.

    someone seemed to be having too much fun in the cinema when I saw twilight, was freaking hilarious!

    Yeah, I dunno. I find the idea amusing, but I'd have a few drinks to ensure shyness doesn't spoil the mood
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    I don't get how this is funny.

    You're making an arse of yourself because people happen to be out and in love? It's just very year-nine, I think. Why not just enjoy the film?

    Sorry.
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    Run up to kissing couples with a pot of vaseline and scream "YOU GET PREGNANT FROM KISSING! USE PROTECTION!"
    Chuck the vaseline at them and run off cackling.
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    Punch them in the face.
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    that's a beautiful sound

    but your whole post was pure win
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    (Original post by i'm no superman)
    Show you friend your vazhïn and say "You will never get this, you will never get it la la la la la la." Make sure that he's behind a cage...then he cries, he cries. Then you go... "You never get this!"...until he breaks cage and he "get this" and then we all laugh. High five! :borat:
    Alright, mental note: Bring cage. And dont wear underwear.
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    I suggest sitting back and enjoying the film, thus proving that single people can in fact be happy and don't feel the need to ruin other people's relationships to make themselves feel better about the fact that they aren't in one.
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    (Original post by Amirahaha)
    Hey guys, Happy Valentine's Day you lonely lonely people!

    Alright, I hardly ever pay attention on Valentine's Day, which ended up with me making plans with a guy friend to go watch a movie tonight, the night where tons of couples basically take over like a soppy zombie invasion going for each others tongues. I figure we can make this night a lot more hilarious by pretending to be a loving couple and have a massive fight and generally destroy the vibe.

    But really? That isn't that funny and I'd like to troll the couples more than by making them slightly uncomfortable and shift a couple of seats down.

    Any ideas to make tonight funny as hell? Props may be used, but since it's tonight and I'm never that arsed to do it, just things me and my friend can do on the fly that will surprise/annoy the couples and give us a couple of laughs.
    Sit next to a couple in town, right next to them even if there is a spare bench near to. Whip out a nice cig and blow it right in their face it will piss them off for sure!!
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    Dudeness, why so srs?

    And people always say I'm very mature for my age, so I don't know where you're getting immature vibes from. Sure, they're mustachioed people in rusty vans offering candy, but they're still people too!
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    Sit at the back and throw popcorn! Or even better, throw something a bit harder like toffee popets
    It's not the nicest thing to see two people snogging the face off one another, they deserve it tbh :p: and its even better when i guy comes up and trys to stick up for himself nd his woman only to make an arse outta himself
    (yes i was blown off on )
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    (Original post by Holly Hiskey)
    I suggest sitting back and enjoying the film, thus proving that single people can in fact be happy and don't feel the need to ruin other people's relationships to make themselves feel better about the fact that they aren't in one.
    Nice little dig there, hun. I wasn't thinking of being malicious, that's why I don't really want to pitch a fight with my friend and ruin the evening. That's just gay. I'm trying to find ways that makes it funny, but I'm coming up with blank. Valentine's Day just really isnt that funny. Which is a little sad.

    I was thinking of being really campy and have ourselves dressed in matching outfits, calling each other babyboo and snugglepoopykins and holding BOTH arms and basically teetering on the edge of the extreme spectrum of the soppy couple.
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    Maybe you could do a commentary on the film? Have you seen How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days? The bit where she keeps talking through When Sally Met Harry and the huge bloke punches her bloke!!

    Keep asking questions about it? Keep walking in fron of the screen to go to loo? Lots of screaming at not scary bits? Or fake an orgasm?? Good luck! :P
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    (Original post by Amirahaha)
    Nice little dig there, hun. I wasn't thinking of being malicious, that's why I don't really want to pitch a fight with my friend and ruin the evening. That's just gay. I'm trying to find ways that makes it funny, but I'm coming up with blank. Valentine's Day just really isnt that funny. Which is a little sad.

    I was thinking of being really campy and have ourselves dressed in matching outfits, calling each other babyboo and snugglepoopykins and holding BOTH arms and basically teetering on the edge of the extreme spectrum of the soppy couple.
    Then when its all quite start pretending to cry your eyes out wailing as loud as you can ''I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUCH'':yes:
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    Hmm thinking back on it, I want tonight to be fun for the both of us though, not just for us to go around doing showy crap. Hurrmmmmm.....
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    (Original post by Amirahaha)
    Nice little dig there, hun. I wasn't thinking of being malicious, that's why I don't really want to pitch a fight with my friend and ruin the evening. That's just gay. I'm trying to find ways that makes it funny, but I'm coming up with blank. Valentine's Day just really isnt that funny. Which is a little sad.

    I was thinking of being really campy and have ourselves dressed in matching outfits, calling each other babyboo and snugglepoopykins and holding BOTH arms and basically teetering on the edge of the extreme spectrum of the soppy couple.
    I didn't think you meant it to be malicious... I just don't think that anyone will find it funny, since as you said, Valentine's Day isn't funny. Why don't you just enjoy your evening and enjoy the film and not focus on the couples? You will actually come across as a childish singleton who wants to ruin things for everyone else since you can't get a boyfriend yourself (even if this isn't the case)
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    (Original post by Afrotortina)
    Maybe you could do a commentary on the film? Have you seen How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days? The bit where she keeps talking through When Sally Met Harry and the huge bloke punches her bloke!!

    Keep asking questions about it? Keep walking in fron of the screen to go to loo? Lots of screaming at not scary bits? Or fake an orgasm?? Good luck! :P
    :eek: i thought that movie was a comedy! How is someone getting punched FUNNY?? LoL faking an orgasm would be hilarious if i get kicked out because of it. I can just imagine my friend getting more and more uncomfortable and the scene becoming more awkward as I get louder. And the complaints. "Someone's faking it in the middle row, please can you take care of it they're really loud and they're making the seats bounce."

    On that note, maybe I'd play the penis game when walking around.
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