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    does any one have any good seasonal forwards for friends?? if so can we`post them here?

    thanx guys
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    Why a Christmas tree is better than a Man / Woman...
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    For the gals AND the guys!

    WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN?
    1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
    2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
    3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
    4. A Christmas tree always looks good-even with the lights on.
    5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
    6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
    7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
    8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its "sell by"
    date.
    9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

    And in all fairness...

    WHY A CHRISTMAS TREE IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
    1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees
    you've had in the past.
    2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical
    devices.
    3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in
    the closet.
    4. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
    5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
    6. When you are done with a Christmas tree, you can kick it to the
    curb, and have it hauled away.
    7. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas
    trees.
    8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
    9. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it
    in the back of your pickup truck.
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