Why do beautiful chaps fail sexually?

The general consensus with genuinely beautiful guys is, 'you're ******* lovely to look at, even stare at, even get obsessed over, but no... even as much as I'd want to in theory, I just can't **** you... I'd feel... unright'.

That is of course with the ongoing conventional world, unless the beautiful guy was to find another beautiful person, and shared their sorrows in a naughty way free of the above general point of view.

So, what do you guys think? Does my personal observational-evaluation hold any water to you, TSRians? Or - of course - are you the odd anomalies who appreciate the aesthetics of male beauty to the extent of injecting lust within its formula?

Of course, this isn't strictly speaking about myself, just o remind you intelligent side-commenters.

Reply 1

+ polarity -

21

Yeah, like me. What's up with that? :emo:

Reply 2

maxfire

14

Sorry, but I have angel-like features, and I'm ******* God-like in bed :ninja:

Reply 3

A_master

13

All dis talk, but are you gonna bang doe?

Reply 4

Starless Eyes

maxfire

Sorry, but I have angel-like features, and I'm ******* God-like in bed :ninja:

Lies. Don't make me ask A_master! :biggrin:

Reply 5

ibysaiyan

16

Anonymous

The general consensus with genuinely beautiful guys is, 'you're ******* lovely to look at, even stare at, even get obsessed over, but no... even as much as I'd want to in theory, I just can't **** you... I'd feel... unright'.

That is of course with the ongoing conventional world, unless the beautiful guy was to find another beautiful person, and shared their sorrows in a naughty way free of the above general point of view.

So, what do you guys think? Does my personal observational-evaluation hold any water to you, TSRians? Or - of course - are you the odd anomalies who appreciate the aesthetics of male beauty to the extent of injecting lust within its formula?

Of course, this isn't strictly speaking about myself, just o remind you intelligent side-commenters.

Why do beautiful chaps fail sexually?
Errr maybe because they prefer asexual reproduction /

Reply 6

A_master

13

Starless Eyes

Lies. Don't make me ask A_master! :biggrin:

Is this some sick fantasy of yours?

Spoiler

Also more seriously OP, no one who is beautiful cannot get laid. There is always someone willing.

Reply 7

1pp1k10k4m1

It's usually bc guys like maxfire that think more of themselves than they do the girl they are with. Basically self-centered people who think more about getting than giving and selfishness than sharing. They think the world of themselves and that girls should please them, without giving any consideration to pleasing her. Narcissism at its finest...

Reply 8

maxfire

14

1pp1k10k4m1

It's usually bc guys like maxfire that think more of themselves than they do the girl they are with. Basically self-centered people who think more about getting than giving and selfishness than sharing. They think the world of themselves and that girls should please them, without giving any consideration to pleasing her. Narcissism at its finest...

Oh please shut it, you thick boy.
When have I given any inference that that is how I think or act, and since when have you been able to read my mind, or know anything about me, basing your facts on what I've said on an internet forum?
:facepalm:

Reply 9

cousto

12

yup it's a curse....we're like beautifully crafted dolls....no man meat

Reply 10

Anonymous #1

OP

A_master

Is this some sick fantasy of yours?

Spoiler

Also more seriously OP, no one who is beautiful cannot get laid. There is always someone willing.

Of course, but people are unwilling to ask because they are under the presumption that they 'cannot score'. The ones who did approach me with sexual interest were obsessive, one went as far as dissecting what was attractive about my face, an anthropologist who was obsessed with pecking my nose because it was 'perfect' and 'preserved through time by the finest of natural selection'; so yeah, it hasn't been an awfully brilliant experience.

Merely stating the facts from rigid observations, only a few people don't seem to be intimidated by me.

Reply 11

flowerness

10

There's always a catch for everything....

Reply 12

+ polarity -

21

A_master

Is this some sick fantasy of yours?

Spoiler

Also more seriously OP, no one who is beautiful cannot get laid. There is always someone willing.

Where butterflyleg goes, I go.

Spoiler

Reply 13

+ polarity -

21

HDS

In the quiet words of the virgin mary....."Come again?" :confused:

*rewind*
*stop* hammer time

A_master said this: 4 in a bed with butterflyleg and us 3 plz

I implied that I wanted to participate in this activity, by saying where butterflyleg is, I will be also.

The last bit was a cheap and nasty, possibly failed, double entendre. I think. :h:

Reply 14

AsystoleUK

I think that. But only because the "un-right" feeling stems from being Straight. Or are we talking about the girls too :biggrin:

Reply 15

sil3nt_cha0s

16

Johnbergqvist's problem is solved :wizard:

Reply 16

Asha5692

15

Like Dorian Gray... He was uber beautiful... I don't know why... I think there has to be the perfect balance between beautiful or hot.. otherwise the guy starts to appear feminine.

Reply 17

Lauren__x

Is it just me that didn't understand a single word of that? :lolwut:

Reply 18

1pp1k10k4m1

maxfire

Oh please shut it, you thick boy.
When have I given any inference that that is how I think or act, and since when have you been able to read my mind, or know anything about me, basing your facts on what I've said on an internet forum?
:facepalm:

Spot on...basing my "facts on what I've said...", yeah, I guess I'm just basing my on what you've said. Silly me :wink:

...sorry, thought it was the de facto standard for every real journalistic newspaper in the world, I think they have a name for it; oh yes, it's called "quoting". It has raised world leaders and taken them down. Its a good bit of what we read about everyday, and if we watch a newscast, we see other people do it. Presidents and Prime Ministers read speeches and text too. So when I read something and I want to quote it, I do.
Your argument is ridiculous, "you think you know me just because you can look at the types of things I say"...well, after a while, yes I do, most people would form a friendship based somewhat on that. But I haven't seen enough of what you say to "know you", however I can see what you say. Sorry if quoting you bothers you. BTW, the inference is the actual statement. When you make an arrogant statement like you did, you're likely to be labeled as arrogant. Arrogance by definition means you think more of yourself than others, that you're somehow better or higher up. So my statement is perfectly justified based on your statement. Does it show completely who you are as a person? No, but it does show an attribute about you. It's called profiling, MI5 and MI6, as well as CIA, Mossad and every other intelligence organization in the world use it. It also shows you're probably pretty insecure, it's either that or a narcissist, because arrogance is almost always one or the other. Peace.

Reply 19

thenuts

beautiful girls are genrally **** in bed to.

Why do beautiful chaps fail sexually?

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