The three bears return from a walk in the woods.
Daddy Bear: Whose been eating our porridge?
Baby Bear: Nevermind the porridge, whose nicked the video?
Q.whats the name of a crustation?
A. Kings Crustation
q. why did the pilot land his plane on a house?
a. because the landing lights were on.
Not sure which classy supermarket that came from.
"which hand should you use to stir your tea?"
"neither, you should use a spoon"
enough said. excuse me
*osund of rope being pulled taught and a muffled gulp*
Well, thats wiped me out then...2 hours of gifts...commercialised heaven...
Christmas time. Monday night Football on ESPN and are Dallas in the play-offs, yes at last, wildcard...........