.... to make love (for the first time)?
sorry, couldent resist
hotel.....and not something like a BnB!
The best place is clearly a bed, you need to be comfortable and relaxed. xx
wherever the moment occurs. I'm told that 98% of the time it's a memorable disaster anyway....
My first time was in madeira almost 2 years ago exactly lol, at night, behind some rocks down by the sea. It must be difficult to beat that..I mean...come on.
for the first time a bed would probably be a pretty good idea
bathroom is good, you can go a bit messy there