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SEX Life in Cambridge

Hmmmm, I know you are in Cambridge to study (obviously) but does that mean no sex life at all? Boring! Is everyone in cambridge considered to be a VIRGIN? or am the one not aware of cambridge sex life. Just curious :biggrin:

(Sorry if it sounds offensive to this forum but if you could think what i am thinking :smile:

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Manifest.

Reply 1

Calvin

14

Is it an acronym? So why the capitals?
Feel free to be as sexually promiscuous as you want. Nobody except your bedder will care.

Reply 2

RichE

15

Calvin

Is it an acronym? So why the capitals?
Feel free to be as sexually promiscuous as you want. Nobody except your bedder will care.

Read Porterhouse Blue for an accurate portrayal of tab sexual mores and practice. :p:

Reply 3

visesh

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Have as much sex as you can before you come up. I hear they are all a bunch of celibate bookworms.

:rolleyes:

Reply 4

Calvin

14

Hmmm. A rarely considered reason to pick a college. I'm told Johns bedders are required to enter the room every time they make a round and as a result commonly walk in on people.
Other colleges let you sitck bins outside etc (or the walls are so thin the bedder gets the idea before he/she opens the door.)So unless you like that kind of thing. Pick a different college or think more about your timing.

... or sleep with your bedder I guess :rolleyes:

Reply 5

bikerx23

1

well...unless you take the option of opting for your bedder....
this sounds even worse in oxford though, because they are "scouts" - so bad in so many ways!

Reply 6

whauden

RichE

Read Porterhouse Blue for an accurate portrayal of tab sexual mores and practice. :p:

The condom/chimney scene from that is hilarious....

Reply 7

Helenia

20

Calvin

Hmmm. A rarely considered reason to pick a college. I'm told Johns bedders are required to enter the room every time they make a round and as a result commonly walk in on people.
Other colleges let you sitck bins outside etc (or the walls are so thin the bedder gets the idea before he/she opens the door.)So unless you like that kind of thing. Pick a different college or think more about your timing.

I've never met them :p:

Maybe they're just lazy in Cripps or something.

Anyway, please can we keep this clean and non-silly, otherwise it's going.

Reply 8

The Albatross

12

Sex life at Cambridge is the same as at any other University: ie. you can have as much or as little of it as you want. there are 10000 odd young poeple all enjoying newfound independence, its not as if there is a lack of opportunies, if strings of one night stands are what you're after. There are plenty of people like that in selwyn anyway! However, equally, there are people who are after something more meaningful.

Reply 9

jameso88

1

it's not just students that live in cambridge there are also a lot of youngish people if you go in any of the clubs or pubs in town (life, bolaray(or however you spell it), the regal, the rat and parrot) any of these stank holes are full of quite premiscuous ladies, thats if your not having luck at the uni bars i have no knowledge of these as i am actually a cambridge dweller not student

Reply 10

Helenia

20

Yes, townie nights at Cindies (Ballare)/Life should work if you're really desperate :p:

Reply 11

RichE

15

scarlet ibis

Sex life at Cambridge is the same as at any other University: ie. you can have as much or as little of it as you want. there are 10000 odd young poeple ...

Are you saying all tastes are catered for? :eek:

Reply 12

srmcit

5

are there strict rules about having people stay in your room? ...and can you leave the college at night?

i'm obviously very keen to know.

Reply 13

bikerx23

1

it depends...we have cards so we can swipe ourselves back in, and they dont mind people staying the night if you dont do it every night...

Reply 14

H&E

3

Yes, but no one cares about them. Don't turn your room into a brothel and you'll be fine.

Reply 15

Tonight Matthew

2

jameso88

it's not just students that live in cambridge there are also a lot of youngish people if you go in any of the clubs or pubs in town (life, bolaray(or however you spell it), the regal, the rat and parrot) any of these stank holes are full of quite premiscuous ladies

They're not ladies.

They are vile, vile beasts.

Reply 16

Helenia

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srmcit

are there strict rules about having people stay in your room? ...and can you leave the college at night?

i'm obviously very keen to know.

What they don't know won't hurt them. They're not going to come round and check you're in your beds every night (some people are out till like 3am anyway without random shagging) so they most likely won't know. Only problem might be getting into/out of random colleges if they're card access only (especially the girls' colleges) but if you have a willing partner that should help you with that bit.

Reply 17

jameso88

1

matthew there not all that bad, you get some easy lookers in there which by the sound of it is what the original poster is after, you probably call them vile because they don't want anything to do with you

Reply 18

Tonight Matthew

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jameso88

matthew there not all that bad, you get some easy lookers in there which by the sound of it is what the original poster is after, you probably call them vile because they don't want anything to do with you

I wouldn't know if they'd want anything to do with me or not due to the fact that I wouldn't go near them even if dressed in a full body condom.

Reply 19

H&E

3

D'you own a full body condom? Make much use of it?

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