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makes me wonder, what am i doing with my life? i need to go to college. should i? but i got no money and my grades suck
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Uni = better job = better house = better life = better woman = better night action
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i'm all in it for the fun tho. mostly to find a job i like not necessarily "better house" "more money" just a tight ass job that i enjoy like maybe get into the movie making business i dont know
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"more money" just a tight ass
Yes,

more money = tighter ass

Does make sense as well.
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Uni = better job = better house = better life = better woman = better night action
no uni=better job = better house = better lookin gf = better whore = bigger divorce = suicide :cool:
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Yes,

more money = tighter ass

Does make sense as well.
lol
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I'd hate to be Bill Gates or the Queen on a high fibre diet, then.
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I'd hate to be Bill Gates or the Queen on a high fibre diet, then.
i wish i had bill gates' money i could buy me happiness lol
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i wish i had bill gates' money i could buy me happiness lol
But you will not be able to defaeciate, you will be condemed to a life of incurable constipation; even senekot has met its match.
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But you will not be able to defaeciate, you will be condemed to a life of incurable constipation; even senekot has met its match.
whats senekot?
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whats senekot?
Senekot is a laxative, surely you have seen the advert with the woman saying "I've got a big day ahead" and all that ********.
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But you will not be able to defaeciate, you will be condemed to a life of incurable constipation; even senekot has met its match.
are you coming onto me?
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Senekot is a laxative, surely you have seen the advert with the woman saying "I've got a big day ahead" and all that ********.
I just drink more water, with 10% glusoce. Works everytime...
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are you coming onto me?
Yes of course, because I adore people that do not understand sentences or words.

Not really, maybe you should understand what I said means, the you wont be accusing anybody so "viciously" and also so randomly.
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Yes of course, because I adore people that do not understand sentences or words.

Not really, maybe you should understand what I said means, the you wont be accusing anybody so "viciously" and also so randomly.
calm down there buddy it was a joke
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calm down there buddy it was a joke
Gayboy09 knew, but these things can get out of hand.

These "jokes" get people in to a lot of trouble, just look at OJ Simpson and Michael Jackson, Matthew Kelly and Michael Barrymore....
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Gayboy09 knew, but these things can get out of hand.

These "jokes" get people in to a lot of trouble, just look at OJ Simpson and Michael Jackson, Matthew Kelly and Michael Barrymore....
What happened to OJ simpson?
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i wish i had bill gates' money i could buy me happiness lol
do you really think that you can buy happiness?
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What happened to OJ simpson?
You inquisitive young fellow, you.

OJ Simpson "alledgedly" murdered his wife, in fact he probably did, but was sentence 'Not Guilty' because of technicalities.
He was known to beat his wife though.
He also got off because he is a millionaire, so he could afforde the best lawyers.
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You inquisitive young fellow, you.

OJ Simpson "alledgedly" murdered his wife, in fact he probably did, but was sentence 'Not Guilty' because of technicalities.
He was known to beat his wife though.
He also got off because he is a millionaire, so he could afforde the best lawyers.
But what does this have to do with the joke? that you say certain people made and got into trouble
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