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    (Original post by Adhsur)
    Please white?
    *suck suck*
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    An old timner is talking to a young man in a bar

    lad look out there to that field. See tyhat fence? Look at how well it is built. I made that fence stoone by stone with my own two hands. Piled it for months. But do they call be Jones the Fence Builder? Nooo...
    The man sighs Then the man gestures at the bar. Look at the bar, see hpow smooth and flat it is? I planed that surface down and carved it with my own hard labour for eight days. But do they call me Jones the bar builder? Nooo . . .
    THen he points out of the window, do you see the sea. "Can you see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off my own back. I nailed it board by board but do they call me Jones hte pier builder, nooo. He pauses, takes a sip of his beer and sighs "But you screw one lousy goat ..."
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Just say something stupid - you're the master of doing that.
    ok

    england is made of chocolate which was reproduced by the olsen twins who have also featured in the film the parent trap go porno
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    (Original post by Adhsur)
    Please white?
    Well.... maybe, if you can amuse me.

    Dance! Dance! Dance!
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    (Original post by Bigcnee)
    Old news. :rolleyes:
    the old ones work best
    me and some mates printed the pic and stuck it on the inside of male toilet doors, god we were immature in yr12...

    the best idea was el_borishs idea to buy a man sized the hulk cutout and put a pic of a nasty man looking female teacher on it
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    (Original post by corey)
    *suck suck*
    On what?

    Adshur is a girl.
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    I only need 69 rep points for a lil gem.
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    (Original post by JSM)
    An old timner is talking to a young man in a bar

    lad look out there to that field. See tyhat fence? Look at how well it is built. I made that fence stoone by stone with my own two hands. Piled it for months. But do they call be Jones the Fence Builder? Nooo...
    The man sighs Then the man gestures at the bar. Look at the bar, see hpow smooth and flat it is? I planed that surface down and carved it with my own hard labour for eight days. But do they call me Jones the bar builder? Nooo . . .
    THen he points out of the window, do you see the sea. "Can you see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off my own back. I nailed it board by board but do they call me Jones hte pier builder, nooo. He pauses, takes a sip of his beer and sighs "But you screw one lousy goat ..."
    Ha! That's the best joke I've heard in ages!
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Well.... maybe, if you can amuse me.

    Dance! Dance! Dance!
    *takes white by the hand* *dances* wheee!
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    (Original post by Bigcnee)
    On what?

    Adshur is a girl.
    a lollipop?
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    "It wasn't the most successful disguise he could have chosen," a police spokesman told reporters in Nagoya, "because very few men can convincingly pass themselves off as schoolgirls. The five o'clock shadow was a give away when you got up close, as were the hairy legs visible beneath his skirt. And even from a distance, you could tell there was something wrong because he is 6'4 high which would be astonishingly tall even for a grown woman in Japan, let alone a school girl."

    The spokesman was commenting on the arrest of Yoshifumi Moriwaki, a fourty-three year old man who later admitted responsibilty for a string of smash-and-grab robberies in the city during the past three months. "We finally caught him at a railway station after he'd snatched a handbag from a female cyclist and he was wearing his usual outfit of blue skirt, grey blouse, painted on freckles and a chestnut wig with plaits. During questioning, we asked him about why he dressed as a school girl to rob people. He said he knew the disguise was ludicrously unconvincing but he believed people would only remember his clothes, not him. It's true that though he robbed dozens of people, none of his victims could accurately describe him accurately, other than saying he was a middle-aged, hairy man wearing a school girl's outfit."

    Mainichi Shimbun newspaper, 16/5/03
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    This is random:

    http://www.alltooflat.com/serious/cheese/
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    (Original post by Lord Huntroyde)
    "It wasn't the most successful disguise he could have chosen," a police spokesman told reporters in Nagoya, "because very few men can convincingly pass themselves off as schoolgirls. The five o'clock shadow was a give away when you got up close, as were the hairy legs visible beneath his skirt. And even from a distance, you could tell there was something wrong because he is 6'4 high which would be astonishingly tall even for a grown woman in Japan, let alone a school girl."

    The spokesman was commenting on the arrest of Yoshifumi Moriwaki, a fourty-three year old man who later admitted responsibilty for a string of smash-and-grab robberies in the city during the past three months. "We finally caught him at a railway station after he'd snatched a handbag from a female cyclist and he was wearing his usual outfit of blue skirt, grey blouse, painted on freckles and a chestnut wig with plaits. During questioning, we asked him about why he dressed as a school girl to rob people. He said he knew the disguise was ludicrously unconvincing but he believed people would only remember his clothes, not him. It's true that though he robbed dozens of people, none of his victims could accurately describe him accurately, other than saying he was a middle-aged, hairy man wearing a school girl's outfit."

    Mainichi Shimbun newspaper, 16/5/03
    I didn't read it, where did you copy it from?
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    (Original post by happysunshine)
    I didn't read it, where did you copy it from?
    Neither did I - it looks boring.
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    (Original post by Adhsur)
    *takes white by the hand* *dances* wheee!
    A-ha, that was fun! Still, we'll see if anyone else can match it...
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    A-ha, that was fun! Still, we'll see if anyone else can match it...
    Get a room.
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    A-ha, that was fun! Still, we'll see if anyone else can match it...
    It WOULD be a pity if you didn't give me rep after that.
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    (Original post by Bigcnee)
    Neither did I - it looks boring.
    Without pictures it doesn't look so exciting. But if someone has read it and they say it's good, I might read it... but I'm tired.
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    A-ha, that was fun! Still, we'll see if anyone else can match it...
    *takes mr white to the best theme park in the world and buys him it*
 
 
 
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