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Reply 80
Seer
I've got something really funny.

Q:What do you call someone with 2 different coloured eyes?

A: Mr.White

ehehehekehehehkekh


It's funny cos it's true. Hyuk.
Reply 81
Lord Huntroyde
Have you read it?

I actually have this time.
happysunshine
Oh, such a lovely person :smile: I like you! Expect a present in 24 hours :biggrin:



thankyou. :smile:
Reply 83
curryADD
hmmm. im confused *you mean i would have to give you glowworm status?*


What is that? Do I want to know?
Reply 84
Mr White
It's funny cos it's true. Hyuk.


So do I get the rep then?
Reply 85
Bigcnee
I actually have this time.

How can you not find it funny! It has horses in it, Horses!!
Lord Huntroyde


Come on Mr White, this is funny.


But it's too intelligent. Intelligence and Humour don't mix that well... I'd laugh more if you told a story about someone getting hit and runover by a bus. But I'm just mean.
Reply 87
Ralfskini
Download this:


I promise it is amusing!

http://www.media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=aicha.wmv

Lol.... that is too tragic!
Reply 88
Seer
So do I get the rep then?


I would, but I don't want to.
SpAnIsH_fLy
cud u please tell what i did??

You took some rep points away. I needed 69 points to get a gem and then I need 77 because you gave me negative rep. But it's okay, you can make up for it tommorow.
Bigcnee
Lol.... that is too tragic!



I can't tell if he's for real!
Reply 91
happysunshine
But it's too intelligent. Intelligence and Humour don't mix that well... I'd laugh more if you told a story about someone getting hit and runover by a bus. But I'm just mean.

But it's true! This has happened!
Reply 92
Mr White
What is that? Do I want to know?


in this world, everyone is a worm, but I am a glow-worm....
Lord Huntroyde
But it's true! This has happened!


What happened, shorten the story a bit :smile: Did the horse get stabbed to death or did it collapse and die?
Reply 94
curryADD
in this world, everyone is a worm, but I am a glow-worm....


Ah yes, Churchill.
happysunshine
You took some rep points away. I needed 69 points to get a gem and then I need 77 because you gave me negative rep. But it's okay, you can make up for it tommorow.


wow. it was easy as well
sory tho, didnt realise u cud do that
Reply 96
Mr White
Ah yes, Churchill.


really?

i didnt know that...it was a quote from my seventh grade planner....
SpAnIsH_fLy
wow. it was easy as well
sory tho, didnt realise u cud do that


You have been forgiven :tongue:
Reply 98
curryADD
really?

i didnt know that...it was a quote from my seventh grade planner....


Only an Englishman could be attributed to something so profound.
Reply 99
The other churchill ones are far better. Atlee was in the gentlemen's room when in came churchill, he went to stand down right at the other end of the urinals. Atlee asked why churchill was being so unsociable. Churchill replied "becasue every time you see something big, you nationalise it."

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