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    (Original post by Mathemagician)
    how do you get the alphabet underneath your name without being a sub?
    She used to be a sub. When your sub runs out, the custom title stays there, but you can't change it.

    Btw, duck joke was great! =')
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    the italian man

    *Must be read with an Italian accent*
    One day ima gonna to bigga hotel.
    Inna morning ima gonna down to breakfast.
    I tella waitress, I wanna two pises toast.
    She bring me only one piss.
    I tella her, I wanna two piss.
    She say go to the toilet.
    I say you no understand.
    I wanna two piss onna my plate.
    She say, you better no piss onna plate, sonna *****.
    Later I go out to eata at the bigga restaurante.
    The waitress bringa ma spoon, ma knife, but no fock.
    I tella her I wanna fock.
    She tella me , everybody wanna fock.
    I tella her, you no understand, I wanna fock on the
    table.
    She say , you better no fock onna table, you sonna
    *****.
    So I go to ma room inna hotel and there is no s**t
    onna ma bed.
    I calla the manager and tella him I wanna s**t.
    He tella me to go to da toilet.
    I say, you no understand, I wanna s**t on da bed.
    He say you better no s**t onna bed, you sonna *****.
    I go to check out and the man atta desk say peace to
    you.
    I say, piss on you too, you sonna *****.
    I gonna go back to Italia.

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    the italian man

    *Must be read with an Italian accent*
    One day ima gonna to bigga hotel.
    Inna morning ima gonna down to breakfast.
    I tella waitress, I wanna two pises toast.
    She bring me only one piss.
    I tella her, I wanna two piss.
    She say go to the toilet.
    I say you no understand.
    I wanna two piss onna my plate.
    She say, you better no piss onna plate, sonna *****.
    Later I go out to eata at the bigga restaurante.
    The waitress bringa ma spoon, ma knife, but no fock.
    I tella her I wanna fock.
    She tella me , everybody wanna fock.
    I tella her, you no understand, I wanna fock on the
    table.
    She say , you better no fock onna table, you sonna
    *****.
    So I go to ma room inna hotel and there is no s**t
    onna ma bed.
    I calla the manager and tella him I wanna s**t.
    He tella me to go to da toilet.
    I say, you no understand, I wanna s**t on da bed.
    He say you better no s**t onna bed, you sonna *****.
    I go to check out and the man atta desk say peace to
    you.
    I say, piss on you too, you sonna *****.
    I gonna go back to Italia.

    That my friend is a song
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    (Original post by Saree)
    the italian man ..
    :toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:
 
 
 
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