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    lol hmm i think that should be my course of action... unless i can find a guy who uses 50p condoms that is ...
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    *nominates hearthethunder*
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    for someone with "ram" in there name...your rather quiet in putting your name forward...
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    I buy expensive condoms, shhh
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    well...considering where you live, you must get a lot of exposure...
    you never know...suggesting that might get you on the right track...
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    ...that's the best chat line EVER. Seriously ever.

    "Hmm.. what's this I've found in my pocket"
    "What is it?"
    "It's...:eek: a condom! Which are used for sex. So... wanna?"

    I love it. I might just use it myself.
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    LOL well i'm glad i've added to your repertoire then.. let me know if you use it and if it works.. is that leaving out/in the bit about the 99p nature of the condom?
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    LOL u want good condom chat up lines? Well this one kind of backfired:
    "I've got a condom with your name on it"
    "Sorry, my name is Not Durex extra small"
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    (Original post by toiletwall)
    LOL u want good condom chat up lines? Well this one kind of backfired:
    "I've got a condom with your name on it"
    "Sorry, my name is Not Durex extra small"
    :rofl: :rofl:
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    (Original post by toiletwall)
    LOL u want good condom chat up lines? Well this one kind of backfired:
    "I've got a condom with your name on it"
    "Sorry, my name is Not Durex extra small"
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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    ok this guy is just amusing me with his bluntness now,
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    ok then you think of something to tlk about cos i'm bored of flirting

    quite the sophisticat! yes i know i still haven't blocked him, god knows why
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    you like the attention
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    i dont know hes ok when he's not acting like a sex crazed loon...and its become amusing to hear his chatting up style
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    maybe this is a perverted form of stockhold syndrome...your falling for your tormentor!
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    alas nooooo.......... i like the song stockholm syndrome by muse its good.. nah i assure you he hasn't imprisoned my heart, he either acts really sexually frustrated or sends me links to pinkbike.com hmm
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    well...he's 16, so he cant help being sexually frustrated (any man 13-50 is, so hardly his fault!)...
    You know you really love it though, otherwise you wouldn't spend so long telling us all
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    sssh now..i just thought i'd share the amusement of some of his more choice chat up lines.. i mean i even inspired toy soldier to use it ...*wonders whether people would actually respond to the 99p condom line*
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    share more of his lines
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    umm....to be honest, it does sound cheap going up to someone and saying "i'm willing to spend almost a pound for a shag...your worth about that "
    I mean...buy the girl a drink atleast (i know he's not old enough to get served, so maybe he has to retort to that...)
    I'll try it when i'm away in italy...hopefully the language gap will have the desired effect...
    oh no! catholic country
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    well there was one time he told me about his perfect date in which he'd see two hott (he always spells it with 2 t's) chicks at the cinema they would go in one on each of his arms, he would entertain them with witty conversation and then when he was bored of it he would just say "ok shut up now, i want to watch the film"
 
 
 
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