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    (Original post by Lirael Abhorsen)
    lol hmm i think that should be my course of action... unless i can find a guy who uses 50p condoms that is ...
    i think im a bit late for this thread but will speak anyways lol... the guy does seem a bit weird and good you told him how u feel.. but coming to think of it, despite age, you wouldnt want anyone of any age talking to you about 99p condoms would you lol.. well except ur partner and then u will smack them and tell them its cheap!! :P
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    (Original post by Baron Fox)
    God, this just reminded me of my primary school's take on that crappy Spice Girls song -

    If you wanna be my lover
    You gotta have sex with me
    Condoms are expensive
    But plastic bags are freeeeeeee....
    ROFL ROFL!!!! but plastics bags from Lidl aint free despite the cheapness and crapness of the store :O:O :eek:
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    (Original post by Lirael Abhorsen)
    that's pretty evil... and very shallow,.. and intriguing pulling technique, i think i would probably glare patronisingly at someone who threw a condom at me
    by the way i dont mean to flood this thread and this will be my last!!
    as per pulling techniques i have heard some soooo bad but that one is pretty bad.. but check this one, i was so bored this morning i decided to watch trisha yeah i know as i said i was bored... and this guy came up and said he had the cheesiest chat up lines.... one of them was - "he throws some ice at the girls feet, then goes to pick the ice cubes up and says; now that ive broken the ice, can i buy you a drink!" lol and some girls fall for that?!? :confused:
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    (Original post by dimexi)
    by the way i dont mean to flood this thread and this will be my last!!
    as per pulling techniques i have heard some soooo bad but that one is pretty bad.. but check this one, i was so bored this morning i decided to watch trisha yeah i know as i said i was bored... and this guy came up and said he had the cheesiest chat up lines.... one of them was - "he throws some ice at the girls feet, then goes to pick the ice cubes up and says; now that ive broken the ice, can i buy you a drink!" lol and some girls fall for that?!? :confused:

    *Takes out his chat-up line book and writes down a few notes*
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    sounds like a pretty good one to me
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    I'm loving all these MSN convo/text message threads at the moment. ****ing hilarious stuff.
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    (Original post by SamTheMan)
    *Takes out his chat-up line book and writes down a few notes*
    hey thats my idea!! lol keep your book away!
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    well its one of the more inventive ones i've heard i have to say... lol i agree with you glance msn convos can be hilarious... often with chavs...ive had a few pretending to be german exchange students - a recipe for maximum humour
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    hey!! where has everyone gone?!?! no more young advances or chat up lines anymore?
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    Lireal I just removed that post as I felt it pushed things a bit too much, as a general rule all things have to suitable for family viewing in the chat forum. This thread is already slightly borderline but I think its fine as it providing it dosn't get worse.

    I just thought I let you know in case you wondered where your post went
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    i'm really sorry AT82 I didn't think.. it was a bit graphic i guess
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    (Original post by Lirael Abhorsen)
    i'm really sorry AT82 I didn't think.. it was a bit graphic i guess
    Its ok there is a thread in the subs forum where you can be as graphic as you like but you have to pay be a sub.
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    heres a chat up line, i hope its ok AT82..

    Jack says:
    would you ever want to meet up and just have sex with me?
    Jack says:
    like super casual friendly sex?
    Lirael says:
    are you ok?
    Jack says:
    yes
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    I am ok with that, its not too graphic so I think it should be fine.
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    mmm!! it looks like i missed all the graphic fun!!

    **thinking of suitable chat up lines**
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    hows about?!

    "Hey honey, Im a condom Tester. Wanna help me out?"

    Ive so gotta try that
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    (Original post by MR_JR)
    hows about?!

    "Hey honey, Im a condom Tester. Wanna help me out?"

    Ive so gotta try that
    rofl thats a funny one! but she would probably slap you i think lol.. :eek:
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    (Original post by TKR)
    do the guy a favour, show him a breast and hell probably run a mile

    lol...

 
 
 
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