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    ok here is one i know and love...

    Betty Botter bought some butter,
    "but!" she said "the butter's bitter -
    if i put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter
    but a bit of better butter-that would make my batter better!"
    so she bought a bit of better butter,
    better than the bitter butter,
    and put it in her batter
    so her batter was not bitter but better!
    so twas better Betty Botter, who
    bought a bit of better butter!

    i find it satisfying if you say it fast :P
    oh that is fun :P

    also this one is fun to say: (BUT make sure you say "one one" when it reads as 11, and "two two" when its 22 or it won't sound right:

    11 was a race horse
    22 was one too
    11 won one race
    and 22 won one too

    hehe any more anyone knows? i don't know the peter piper one
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    (Original post by toiletwall)
    i don't know the peter piper one
    Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
    Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
    If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
    where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

    There's also:
    How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood

    And of course:
    She sells sea shells on the sea shore
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    She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
    The shells she sells are surely seashells.
    So if she sells shells on the seashore,
    I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

    A bitter biting bittern
    Bit a better brother bittern,
    And the bitter better bittern
    Bit the bitter biter back.
    And the bitter bittern, bitten,
    By the better bitten bittern,
    Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"
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    The classic...

    Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry etc.

    Gets the best of me every time.
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    There once was a tutor who tooted the toot and tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot.
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    The sixth Sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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    I'm not the pheasent plucker,
    I'm the pheasent pluckers son,
    And I'm only plucking pheasents,
    Till the pheasent plucker comes.

    Now say that really fast. If you get it wrong you will know about it .
    By the way I'm not sure if that's how you spell pheasent (a kind of bird) :confused: so if it's not spelt right don't blame me.
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    How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood (I think that's it???)
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    try this one

    I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a can of sardines.
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    Saying "Unique New York" over and over is really hard!
    Try the same thing with: "Six thick thistle sticks"

    Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.

    I just found this one:
    Mr. See owned a saw.
    And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
    Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
    Before Soar saw See,
    Which made Soar sore.
    Had Soar seen See's saw
    Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
    See's saw would not have sawed
    Soar's seesaw.
    So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
    But it was sad to see Soar so sore
    Just because See's saw sawed
    Soar's seesaw!
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    Sometimes you don't have to be too inventive: just ask an American to say the word "frustrated".
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    (Original post by SamTheMan)
    Sometimes you don't have to be too inventive: just ask an American to say the word "frustrated".
    Hehe!
    A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk!
    Which witch wished which wicked wish?
    I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
    Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
    If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
 
 
 
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