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the riaa would be decapitated by yoda throwing cds at them with the force
And the copyright people from lucas will be rushing to the scene to delete yoda...

Hell, BRING OUT THE SPAWN OF DEVIL HIMSELF IF NEED BE....
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...THAT IS CALLED...:

THE LAWYER!!!
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lets settle this. Quite frankly i am more powerfull, i mean it was i who made the architect in the matrix! I will set my follower neo upon yoda.

Oh and just to set things straight, i am the one, not neo. He tends to get a little big headed, what with the flying and all.
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And the copyright people from lucas will be rushing to the scene to delete yoda...

Hell, BRING OUT THE SPAWN OF DEVIL HIMSELF IF NEED BE....
lucas would love it! all the publicity would do wonders for him
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lets settle this. Quite frankly i am more powerfull, i mean it was i who made the architect in the matrix! I will set my follower neo upon yoda.

Oh and just to set things straight, i am the one, not neo. He tends to get a little big headed, what with the flying and all.
wow, you are jesus AND the one

<bows down> i hail thee almighty one!
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lucas would love it! all the publicity would do wonders for him
Yet Jesus's disciples would easily see to that a deal might be arranged for yoda's copyright to be mysteriously erased for a ticket to heaven...
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Yet Jesus's disciples would easily see to that a deal might be arranged for yoda's copyright to be mysteriously erased for a ticket to heaven...
*rolleyes*
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Yet Jesus's disciples would easily see to that a deal might be arranged for yoda's copyright to be mysteriously erased for a ticket to heaven...
but yoda is a jedi, so isnt a christian, so cant enter christian heaven.

and he still has the lightsabre
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Yea, Yoda would win because he has a LIGHTSABER
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Whoa, hold your horses there now. Your confusing me with dad. And boy does he get pissed at this time of year. You know since mum dosent give out and all, no matter what he gets her.
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Whoa, hold your horses there now. Your confusing me with dad. And boy does he get pissed at this time of year. You know since mum dosent give out and all, no matter what he gets her.
why doesn't he get a divorce then?
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the pope wont allow it!
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why doesn't he get a divorce then?
Cause he needs someone to do the cooking and the ironing whilst he pops out to the local whorehouse...
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the pope wont allow it!
but god could be protestant.
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Cause he needs someone to do the cooking and the ironing whilst he pops out to the local whorehouse...
hmmm.....god, the biggest hypocrite of all!
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but god could be protestant.
Indeed, the lawyer can make god out to be a local protestitute...which the dad visits...
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Indeed, the lawyer can make god out to be a local protestitute...which the dad visits...
LOL....i want to be a lawyer when i grow up
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when i grow up i want to be older. Its something to aim for.
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No really. Well anyway this last birthday has been one of the worst ever, and not just because it was the big two, three, oh, oh.

No people, yet again i was forgotten completely. In favour of some overweight buffoon who works all year forcing short people to toil away, sometimes 24/7, making the toys you didnt really want in sweatshops. Not to mention the poor caribou, yes caribou, not reindeer. They have to transport all the crap without adequate rest stops. Lets just say PETA will be hearing about this.

Well anyway how would you feel if somebody stole your birthday, i mean its just not fair, i dont get a goddam (sorry dad!) birthday party cause its goddam christmas. And i didnt even get any christmas presents because of this bloody self gifting.
Jesus Christ!
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No really. Well anyway this last birthday has been one of the worst ever, and not just because it was the big two, three, oh, oh.

No people, yet again i was forgotten completely. In favour of some overweight buffoon who works all year forcing short people to toil away, sometimes 24/7, making the toys you didnt really want in sweatshops. Not to mention the poor caribou, yes caribou, not reindeer. They have to transport all the crap without adequate rest stops. Lets just say PETA will be hearing about this.

Well anyway how would you feel if somebody stole your birthday, i mean its just not fair, i dont get a goddam (sorry dad!) birthday party cause its goddam christmas. And i didnt even get any christmas presents because of this bloody self gifting.
Awww, happy birthday. (afew days late)
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