Fat people one's still the winner so far imo... I can just imagine brass bands following them. Mind it might tempt me to trip some of them over myself. Still, might help the obesity problem.
I can vouch for some of the OMRLP's suggestions myself as well:(Original post by omrlp.com)
We fully back the government’s policy of discouraging binge drinking by opening pubs for 24 hours. We believe that 24 hours is not quite long enough and propose to make the length of a day 32 hours long so that the pubs can be open for even longer. We also rather like the government idea of coming down hard on drugs by legalising them. Regarding tobacco it will now only be legal to smoke it with cannabis. Anyone found to have a ciggy not containing any cannabis will be made to walk to Coventry with a stone in their shoe, unless they come from Coventry in which case an alternative major city will be substituted on the advice of a committee who will meet far too often and eat dope cakes.
Anyone caught breaking the law will be made to mend it.
Any child found breaking the Auntie Social Order will be sent to their Uncles for a good clip around the ear.
All police will be made to say HELLO, HELLO, HELLO when making an arrest, this will treble the police force.
Police helmets will be re introduced and made even sillier. The higher a police rank then the higher their hat becomes. At Christmas they will be able to put flashing lights on them and generally decorate them. Once they have achieved the rank of Chief Constable the height of their hats will not allow them to leave their office, which they don’t anyway.
Have you been tested?