Turn on thread page Beta

Top Ten Reasons For Being......... watch

Announcements
    Offline

    10
    ReputationRep:
    That german one is classic!!!!!
    I like the Canadian one as well!!! Yay Canada!!!
    Offline

    10
    ReputationRep:
    oh and the germans are full of **** because the food they eat is grown by putting human excrement on it blugh
    Offline

    1
    ReputationRep:
    Very funny even thought he irish one is a bit unusual, pubs were closed yesterday because it was good friday, if you were in a pub at three in the morning you are likely to be raided by the police.
    how about you can now go into a pub without being overwhelmed by the smell of cigarette smoke?
    Offline

    1
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by PadFoot90)
    i didnt.
    what part didn't you like?!
    Offline

    1
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by majik)


    TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN :
    1.
    2.
    3.
    4.
    5.
    6.
    7.
    8.
    9.
    10. In-built sense of pacifism
    1) Beer
    2) Good Engineering
    3) Very good maternity leave for mothers
    4) hardly any school hours/ homework but still learn loads
    5) beautiful countryside
    6) pacifist
    7) good breakfasts (beeter than most english ones)
    8) you can talk to just about anyone in english and they will be more fluent than you
    9) Albert Einstein
    10) Gutenberg


    TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN :
    1. It beats being an American.
    2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
    3. You can play ice hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
    4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
    5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
    6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
    7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
    8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge ****off shotguns and cover your house in their skins
    9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.
    10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
    absolutely

    TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING A NEW ZEALANDER:
    1. Sheep
    2. It's close to Australia
    3. Sheep
    4. Last country in the world to build the Morris 1000
    5. Sheep
    6. Immigration
    7. Sheep
    8. Footrot Flats
    9. Sheep
    10. The All-Blacks
    11. Velcro
    and first country to give women the right to vote? also has beautiful unspoilt scenery, some of the rarest and oddest species in the world and was the setting for LOTR films.
    Offline

    1
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Danithestudent)
    oh and the germans are full of **** because the food they eat is grown by putting human excrement on it blugh
    er, if you live in london or any other major city then pretty much all the water you will drink has been "recycled" at least 7 times. as over half the population of britain live in cities, do half the population of britain need the piss taken out of them?
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    Well if we can't make fun of other people's cultures, what else can we do?

    Top Ten Reasons For Being Chinese

    1. Martial Arts
    2. Chinese Food
    3. Chinese Cinema
    4. Speaking in Chinese can confuse and annoy everyone around you who isn't Chinese
    5. Everyone looks the same, so it's easy to blame someone else if you commit a crime
    6. Some Chinese words sound like English swear-words
    7. Chinese music so funny
    8. People will think you're Japanese, and may even think that China and Japan are the same country
    9. Can be highly entertaining, with phrases such as "me so solly", "have some blandy" and "I like-a the egg-flied-lice"
    10. Squinty eyes means the sun won't blind you as much

    By the way, I'm Chinese
    Offline

    2
    ReputationRep:
    TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH :
    1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay
    2. Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time
    3. You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs
    4. If there's a war you can surrender really early
    5. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4.
    6. You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries
    7. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star
    8. Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride
    9. You don't have to bother with toilets, just **** in the street
    10. People think you're a great lover even when you're not


    ohhhhh my god i cant beleive u wrote that
    im french n none of these things appel to me lol
    and i just wanted to remind u that not all french ppl eat snails and frogs

    PS : i dont **** in the street either
    Offline

    1
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by tammypotato)
    PS : i dont **** in the street either
    thank god for that !
    Offline

    4
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by majik)
    10. You produce reliable motor cars
    Our cars aren't particularly reliable, and we don't produce many cars now anyway.
    Offline

    2
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by HasanB)
    thank god for that !
    lolll
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by tammypotato)
    and i just wanted to remind u that not all french ppl eat snails and frogs
    Frogs taste nice.
    Offline

    1
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Ollie)
    what part didn't you like?!
    all of it. I didnt find it very funny. Thats all.
    Offline

    10
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by hornblower)
    Frogs taste nice.
    They taste sooo good

    and as for everybody "correcting" them, do you not know it's a JOKE.

    \Joke\, 1. Something not said seriously, or not actually meant;
    Offline

    2
    ReputationRep:
    a good reason for canada...is pamela andersson
 
 
 
Poll
Cats or dogs?
Useful resources

The Student Room, Get Revising and Marked by Teachers are trading names of The Student Room Group Ltd.

Register Number: 04666380 (England and Wales), VAT No. 806 8067 22 Registered Office: International House, Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XE

Write a reply...
Reply
Hide
Reputation gems: You get these gems as you gain rep from other members for making good contributions and giving helpful advice.