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    Hi everyone

    when i was putting my jeans on the other day, i looked at the label o my jeans and it said "remove jeans before washing" it made me laugh, because who is going to stick themselves inside the washing machine?

    i know this will probably be deleted for being a pointless thread, but i justwonderd if anyone else had seen any stupid labels

    sarah x x x
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    I remember a sign above a water fountain in a spanish hotel reading 'all water has been passed by the manager'.
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    lol
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    i once had a coat that said "if u can see this label, tell the wearer it's inside out"
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    lol, im sure some companies think people are stupid!
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    (Original post by sassy_j)
    lol, im sure some companies think people are stupid!
    tru.............it wud be embarrasing if sum1 came up to me told me i woz wearin my coat inside out!...............the person wud probably think i'm stupid!
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    I've had a please remove this item before steam ironing label on jeans before
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    lol, although i had a friend who tried to iron her jeans while thery were on, lets say she was an exception lol
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    Courtesy of http://www.goodquotes.com

    In a hotel in Athens:
    "Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily."

    In a Paris hotel elevator:
    "Please leave your values at the front desk."

    In a Japanese hotel:
    "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."

    In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
    "You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday."

    On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
    "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."

    Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
    "Ladies may have a fit upstairs."

    In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:
    "Drop your trousers here for best results."

    In a Rhodes tailor shop:
    "Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation."

    Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly:
    "There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years."

    In a Rome laundry:
    "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."

    In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
    "We take your bags and send them in all directions."

    On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
    "If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it."

    In the office of a Roman doctor:
    "Specialist in women and other diseases."
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    lol they are good
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    (Original post by sassy_j)
    Hi everyone

    when i was putting my jeans on the other day, i looked at the label o my jeans and it said "remove jeans before washing" it made me laugh, because who is going to stick themselves inside the washing machine?

    i know this will probably be deleted for being a pointless thread, but i justwonderd if anyone else had seen any stupid labels

    sarah x x x
    LOL, there's an urban legend that started in the 80's about a girl who just bought a brand new pair of tight jeans. Well they weren't tight enough so she filled the bath with hot water and hopped in with the jeans on to shrink them, they got tighter and tighter to the point it cut off her circulation and she could no longer breathe, they say she died right there in the bath from it.
    (No I did not make this up!)
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    oh my god!

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    (Original post by sassy_j)
    oh my god!

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    Thank god tight jeans went out of style!
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    lol, god imagine that, being crushed to death by ur jeans

    so what would u do if you fell in a river with your jeans on?would that have the same effect or does it have 2 be hot water?
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    (Original post by Infinity)
    LOL, there's an urban legend that started in the 80's about a girl who just bought a brand new pair of tight jeans. Well they weren't tight enough so she filled the bath with hot water and hopped in with the jeans on to shrink them, they got tighter and tighter to the point it cut off her circulation and she could no longer breathe, they say she died right there in the bath from it.
    (No I did not make this up!)
    I heard this urban legend about a guy who lost his torso in an accident involving a helicopter and had it replaced with a lawnmower. It's true, I swear - a friend of a friend saw it happen...
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    Jesus, that would be worse if it was a man...
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    I heard this urban legend about a guy who lost his torso in an accident involving a helicopter and had it replaced with a lawnmower. It's true, I swear - a friend of a friend saw it happen...
    That could come in handy.....(honey go mow the lawn!)
    wouldn't want to see the kids though. :eek:
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    (Original post by Infinity)
    That could come in handy.....(honey go mow the lawn!)
    wouldn't want to see the kids though. :eek:
    They turned out to be leaf-blowers. Strange but true.
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    (Original post by sassy_j)
    lol, god imagine that, being crushed to death by ur jeans

    so what would u do if you fell in a river with your jeans on?would that have the same effect or does it have 2 be hot water?
    LOL, I can't imagine it's really true. But you never know.
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    (Original post by Infinity)
    LOL, I can't imagine it's really true. But you never know.
    I heard this one story about how a woman sat on a public toilet seat and became impregnated because of a fellow 'using' the facilities previously.
 
 
 
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