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    These are advertisements taken from shaadi.com (an asian arranged marriage site). These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
    Read them all, theyre very funny (especially if your asian)

    Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male, If any
    one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education
    but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...
    when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks
    yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
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    i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she
    is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

    (Homework?)
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    Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he may never
    create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the entire life can
    run smoothly. thank you

    (The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
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    he should be good looking and should have a service. he Shoulsd have one
    brother and one sister. he should be educated.

    (ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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    I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love
    to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am
    looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself
    a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........
    hold my hand forever !!!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    i am simple girl.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck now i
    aml ooking oneboyhe care me and love me lot lot lot
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    My husband should be as 'Shiva' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as
    in KSBKBT......

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while
    steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

    (by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

    (ROFL!!!)
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    whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom
    and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would bde
    called the man of the lamp

    (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
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    i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the
    patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

    (I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering
    from "Ok-syndrome")
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    HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND
    1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK

    (the "ok syndrome" again)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother
    sister complity marred

    (somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
    'completely'?)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.
    i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi
    diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.

    (actually what is this girl doing? Postal service or tailor.??)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
    pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

    (height of desperation! LOL )
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me heartly or he havea frank
    he's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think
    is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful.
    but
    iam not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a
    good girl. My father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR.
    bye bye.
    (cute)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

    (No comments)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.

    (maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.i
    divorced my first husband.his charactor is not good'. i expect the good
    minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste
    accepted ...

    (but credit cards not accepted..???)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service

    (Zebra..???)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple who trust me lot should
    be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.

    (Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable

    (this girl has fixed the marriage date too! But she is yet to find a bridegroom.
    I wish her best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure she will get one
    soon.)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his any treasure.
    because boy is the maharaja.
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    LOL! shame tho....
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    :rofl:
    no wonder they advertise on zee tv...
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    LOLOL All those things are so true.. <sigh> :rofl:
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    I am not a handsome girl

    a line said.. wellp maybe shes sex changed.. but who cares... LOL
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    i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his any treasure.
    because boy is the maharaja.

    no treasure... just marijuana... ok!
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    You lot are being so insensitive in mocking these people who simply want to find their life partners.

    So what if their english isn't as good as yours?? Shame on you all.

    :mad:
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    (Original post by bigdavevw)
    i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his any treasure.
    because boy is the maharaja.

    no treasure... just marijuana... ok!
    Marijuana?? :rolleyes:
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    as funny as it is you took time out to read them!:rolleyes:

    (Original post by alkaeda)
    These are advertisements taken from shaadi.com (an asian arranged marriage site). These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
    Read them all, theyre very funny (especially if your asian)

    Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male, If any
    one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education
    but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...
    when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks
    yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she
    is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

    (Homework?)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he may never
    create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the entire life can
    run smoothly. thank you

    (The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    he should be good looking and should have a service. he Shoulsd have one
    brother and one sister. he should be educated.

    (ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love
    to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am
    looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself
    a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........
    hold my hand forever !!!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    i am simple girl.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck now i
    aml ooking oneboyhe care me and love me lot lot lot
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    My husband should be as 'Shiva' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as
    in KSBKBT......

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while
    steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

    (by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

    (ROFL!!!)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom
    and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would bde
    called the man of the lamp

    (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the
    patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

    (I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering
    from "Ok-syndrome")
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND
    1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK

    (the "ok syndrome" again)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother
    sister complity marred

    (somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
    'completely'?)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.
    i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi
    diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.

    (actually what is this girl doing? Postal service or tailor.??)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
    pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

    (height of desperation! LOL )
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me heartly or he havea frank
    he's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think
    is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful.
    but
    iam not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a
    good girl. My father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR.
    bye bye.
    (cute)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

    (No comments)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.

    (maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.i
    divorced my first husband.his charactor is not good'. i expect the good
    minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste
    accepted ...

    (but credit cards not accepted..???)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service

    (Zebra..???)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple who trust me lot should
    be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.

    (Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable

    (this girl has fixed the marriage date too! But she is yet to find a bridegroom.
    I wish her best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure she will get one
    soon.)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his any treasure.
    because boy is the maharaja.
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    (Original post by Adhsur)
    You lot are being so insensitive in mocking these people who simply want to find their life partners.

    So what if their english isn't as good as yours?? Shame on you all.

    :mad:
    yeah but learn to speak it first :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Aj)
    as funny as it is you took time out to read them!:rolleyes:
    did you have to quote all of it? :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by gossip_girl)
    did you have to quote all of it? :rolleyes:
    Well I did not HAVE to but I did


    I could tell you why I did
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    Things are different in Asia... it's their way of life and making fun of it is so deplorable. Just because we are in a better country doesn't give us the authority to make fun of them- we might have been in the same state had we been there.
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    (Original post by fleur-de-lis)
    Things are different in Asia... it's their way of life and making fun of it is so deplorable. Just because we are in a better country doesn't give us the authority to make fun of them- we might have been in the same state had we been there.
    Exactly.
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    (Original post by gossip_girl)
    yeah but learn to speak it first :rolleyes:
    What do you mean?!! That is a website for people who speak Hindi/Urdu.
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    (Original post by Adhsur)
    What do you mean?!! That is a website for people who speak Hindi/Urdu.
    oh, right,.....i didnt actully go on the site....
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    (Original post by Adhsur)
    What do you mean?!! That is a website for people who speak Hindi/Urdu.
    Is there an option for them to write in Hindi/Urdu/their native languages?
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    (Original post by fleur-de-lis)
    Is there an option for them to write in Hindi/Urdu/their native languages?
    it's quite difficult to type in those scripts with a normal QWERTY keyboard...
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    What happened to values? They complain about arranged marriages but can't find themselves partners.
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    :rofl: :toofunny: :rofl: :toofunny:

    What were you doing on an arranged marraige site again?
 
 
 
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