Briget Jones' Diary Quotes

FlyingIsis

For all those obessed with this film.....ie Katy :p:

Let the madness begin! :marchmell

"Natasha, that man is absolutely GOOOOORRRGEEEOOOUUSS!"

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Reply 1

LeVintage!

"What was that Mark WANKA Darcey doin here?! Oh bloody hell he's back!"

Reply 2

FlyingIsis

"Great.....I was wearing a carpet"

Reply 3

Nightowl

FlyingIsis

For all those obessed with this film.....ie Katy :p:

Let the madness begin! :marshmell

"Natasha, that man is absolutely GOOOOORRRGEEEOOOUUSS!"

sorry can't resist, going to have to quote "The edge of reason" book instead!

"number of cigarettes not smoked 28 (This is the number of cigarettes I've almost smoked, remembered I have given up then put down, not number of cigarettes in the world not smoked, would be rediculous, unrealistic number" - may not be exact words! Also during the colin firth interview:

"Colin Firth: Yes, (groaning noise) That was a brand new, previously unasked question.
Bridget Jones: Oh Goody."

Funniest book moments I have ever read! For the film it has to be when she's in bed and answers the phone declaring herself the goddess of sex, and its her mum, I laughed at that! Also the skiing moment in Bridget Jones 2 the edge of reason was the best moment of that film.

I love those films and the books!

Reply 4

LeVintage!

Hahaha! yehs! Here's another! "I will not let a bad man and an american stick insect ruin my life, instead i choose VODKA and CHAKAKHAN!"

Reply 5

FlyingIsis

"My legs only come up to HERE!"

M:"All right Cleaver, outside!"
C:"Im sorry....Outside? Should I bring my duelling pistols or my sword?"

Reply 6

LeVintage!

"She's got legs up to here! I've only got legs up to here..."

Reply 7

tabbyc@t x x x

LeVintage!

"What was that Mark WANKA Darcey doin here?! Oh bloody hell he's back!"

Reply 8

Aeana

From the first film:

'Thank you, Daniel, that is very good to know. But if staying here means working within 10 yards of you, frankly, I'd rather have a job wiping Saddam Hussein's a**e.' :rock:

And from the second I have two :

You know what, mate? If you are so obsessed with Bridget Jones, why don't you just marry her?...Cause then she'd definitely s**g me. :toofunny:

Mark Darcy: Can I ask you a question Bridget?
Bridget Jones: Of course, any question... as long as it's not, 'Will You Marry Me'...... Omg, it is isn't it? It's will you Marry me? :laugh:

Reply 9

LeVintage!

"Mother, I do NOT need a blind date, especially one with an intolerable spinster who smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish AND DRESSES LIKE HER MOTHER!"

Reply 10

LeVintage!

"Just stir it Una!...Oh er, sorry! Lumpy gravy calls!" :biggrin:

Reply 11

CheesyBeans

"I bet you did you dirty bitch"

Reply 12

pheebs

LeVintage!

"Just stir it Una!...Oh er, sorry! Lumpy gravy calls!" :biggrin:

this is my favourite too. awesome films! and books too

Reply 13

sneezyme

LOVE THIS FILM and am cracking up and really enjoying reading quotes! thanks guys :biggrin:

Reply 14

LeVintage!

heheheheee am fraid myself and flyingisis are BJD addicts! And here's another! "But i promise, I wont f*ck it up again Mum." "Language Bridget!" "Sorry, I will not f*ck it up again, Mother" :biggrin:

Reply 15

CassieCoo

haha i love it when the gay guy (love him, lol) says *Come the F**K on Bridget!) LMAO aww i soo want my cuz to giv me my dvds back!

Reply 16

LeVintage!

"Absolutely ENORMOUS pants!"

Reply 17

Annik

"Whatever you do, Bridget, do not iron your hair.."

Reply 18

LeVintage!

hahahahaha! nice! "mmmmmmmm turkey curry ! My favourite!....And that was the moment, right then...right Then." (Celine Dion song-All by myself) :biggrin:

Reply 19

Gwen