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Reply 1
LOL there is a thread for everything...

Honestly really don't think there is anything to get the "job done quicker" over your left/right hand. Dunno about females though, they say that these new gizmo's on the market give them more pleasure then us men! Bah!
Do people really use dildos that often? I don't think the Ann Summers culture of dildo-giving as a joke reflects how often women actually use the toys they get. It's just "LOLS, a massive plastic pink willy!" than "Oooh, I've always wanted one of these" (there is literally nothing I could say there that wouldn't just sound like a pisstake).

I guess people see it as desperate because men can just **** off, so why bother? But at the same time I don't think women need them. Although it is often more difficult for women to masturbate to orgasm than men.
Incidentally, strap-on porn = WTF.
Wozzie
Are we talking woman on woman, woman on man, woman on shemal or some ****** up variation involving scalpels?


Any and all variations of strap on porn. It's just so RIDICULOUS. And they're always HUGE. And must there really be so many?

Here are some human beings. Overly made-up and with suspiciously wide smiles, but assuming no fetish tits or dwarfism, otherwise comparatively normal. Okay, they keep throwing pointed looks at the camera but whatever, it's free.

So they're doing their thing in a somewhat depressingly mechanical fashion and making funny noises and it's all trundling along as expected and then HOLY ******* **** WHAT IS THAT OH MY GOD
littleshambles
Any and all variations of strap on porn. It's just so RIDICULOUS. And they're always HUGE. And must there really be so many?

Here are some human beings. Overly made-up and with suspiciously wide smiles, but assuming no fetish tits or dwarfism, otherwise comparatively normal. Okay, they keep throwing pointed looks at the camera but whatever, it's free.

So they're doing their thing in a somewhat depressingly mechanical fashion and making funny noises and it's all trundling along as expected and then HOLY ******* **** WHAT IS THAT OH MY GOD


Lmao :rofl:

Anyways how can the woman with the strap-on even be enjoying it ? :lolwut:
TinFish
LOL there is a thread for everything...

Honestly really don't think there is anything to get the "job done quicker" over your left/right hand. Dunno about females though, they say that these new gizmo's on the market give them more pleasure then us men! Bah!


you're really missing out
Reply 7
The Avenger

Anyways how can the woman with the strap-on even be enjoying it ? :lolwut:

I was wondering the same thing! What the heck? I always just guessed it was a fantasy for gay guys in denial..
Reply 8
didgeridoo12uk
you're really missing out


What do you mean by missing out? What gizmos are out there for guys? I don't do my research on these things nor experiment on self satisfaction techniques? :eek3:
Still bitter about the time your sister & her friends found your fleshlight OP?
Reply 10
A GROWN MAN CRYING.
Still bitter about the time your sister & her friends found your fleshlight OP?


LMAO

Anyway, I think there is only issue with some of the guys sex toys in that it's all about where they go, and not what they do, if you get my drift....
Stella476
I was wondering the same thing! What the heck? I always just guessed it was a fantasy for gay guys in denial..

LMAO :rofl:
TinFish
What do you mean by missing out? What gizmos are out there for guys? I don't do my research on these things nor experiment on self satisfaction techniques? :eek3:


Glass/jar, t-shirt, ring and so on :dontknow:
Reply 13
Because men have hands and cocks to play with. :awesome:

Compared to women who can't get off at all without a vibrator.
It's probably because male sex toys have creepy names like 'Monkey Spanker' or 'Fleshlight' and they all just scream "I spend more n Kleenex than I do on food."
I think its perfectly okay for men to have some 'help'


Plus not all women own dildos...
TinFish
What do you mean by missing out? What gizmos are out there for guys? I don't do my research on these things nor experiment on self satisfaction techniques? :eek3:



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleshlight

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_plug

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_ring

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_beads

.... why the hell am I doing this?
Reply 17
I'm guessing because it's not that hard for males to pleasure themselves whereas for females it's more of a task.
i don't think its creepy for a man to have a toy, weird to have a blow-up doll but a toy will never replace the man for me!! there's something about someone being there to hug and physically see that's amazing. i need a hell of a lot of help to get off without the bf there so i don't bother most of the time, unless i'm ridiculously horny!! and there's a lot of things that a toy just can't do the same!! don't worry lads, we will always need you, for something at least :smile:
Count yourself lucky you're not a woman. They need a vibrator and a Jane Austen novel to get off.

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