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    no, i wouldn't sell you tammy, i'd never sell you, you're my best member of staff, apart from the other barmaids and the entertainer, you all equal in greatness

    i might sell izzy, shes bad for business, keeps throwing glasses around
    *jumps out of stool*

    How much you selling her for? I'll do u a deal.
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    no, i wouldn't sell you tammy, i'd never sell you, you're my best member of staff, apart from the other barmaids and the entertainer, you all equal in greatness

    i might sell izzy, shes bad for business, keeps throwing glasses around
    awwwwwwwwww :hugs: xoxo
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    (Original post by tammy_girl)
    :eek: I'm doin work :eek: xoxo
    mmmhmmm...


    xoxo
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    Three men walk into a bar. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedeous inevitability
    hahahahahaha, have a drink, in fact, have several
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    (Original post by MR_JR)
    Three men walk into a bar. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedeous inevitability
    A man walks into a bar.

    Ouch.

    *boom boom*

    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

    *boom boom*

    An Irishman walks into the wrong bar.

    *boom boom*
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    (Original post by Izakel)
    *jumps out of stool*

    How much you selling her for? I'll do u a deal.
    right, 10 pounds each for her limbs, 50 pounds for torso and other areas

    and shall we say a penny for the head

    i make that £150 pounds and a penny
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    Originally Posted by izzy_fantastico

    All tammy does is sign her posts 'xoxo' and Moi just 'sizzles' everytime you ask her to work...


    Hey! i ...take peoples coats! and -hic-sizzle! im suppossed [B]to sizzle.jeesh...-hic-. And DID scubar ask me to work yet? not exactly...-hic-
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    (Original post by kingslaw)
    A man walks into a bar.

    Ouch.

    *boom boom*

    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

    *boom boom*

    An Irishman walks into the wrong bar.

    *boom boom*
    have a drink kingslaw, you crazy drunk guy
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    have a drink kingslaw, you crazy drunk guy
    **gets another pint ready for kingslaw** xoxo
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    (Original post by ~MOi~)
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    Originally Posted by izzy_fantastico

    All tammy does is sign her posts 'xoxo' and Moi just 'sizzles' everytime you ask her to work...


    Hey! i ...take peoples coats! and -hic-sizzle! im suppossed [B]to sizzle.jeesh...-hic-. And DID scubar ask me to work yet? not exactly...-hic-
    you, clean some glasses, hang on you might drop them, go check the stockroom, at least you can't hurt anybody in there

    *doesn't realise how wrong he is*
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    *turns bar into crack den*

    *gambles illegally*

    *touches barmaid*
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    *kicks him out for 5 minutes*

    *turns crack den back into bar*

    *gambles legally*

    *sells izzy*
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    right, 10 pounds each for her limbs, 50 pounds for torso and other areas

    and shall we say a penny for the head

    i make that £150 pounds and a penny
    don't make me hurt you.
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    right, 10 pounds each for her limbs, 50 pounds for torso and other areas

    and shall we say a penny for the head

    i make that £150 pounds and a penny
    :eek: Barmaids don't come cheap, now a days!

    In the olden days ... (blah blah blah blah blah) and some casual sex in the end and I used to pay £10 :cool:

    Anyways ... cheque for a hundred and fifty pounds and one pence, entitled to Scubar.

    :p: stirs Izzy away from the bar

    xoxo
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    Can I get yer coat? -hic-
    Can I get yer coat? -hic-
    Can I get yer coat? -hic-
    Can I get yer coat? -hic-
    Can I get yer coat? -hic-
    Can I get yer coat? -hic-
    Can I get yer coat? -hic-

    ...a little tooooo much of -hic- beeer *sways around bar*
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    right, what shall we spend the money on, its either sky or a mechanical bull
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    (Original post by Izakel)
    :eek: Barmaids don't come cheap, now a days!

    In the olden days ... (blah blah blah blah blah) and some casual sex in the end and I used to pay £10 :cool:

    Anyways ... cheque for a hundred and fifty pounds and one pence, entitled to Scubar.

    :p: stirs Izzy away from the bar

    xoxo
    *burns down bar*

    aha! suck on that... :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    *kicks him out for 5 minutes*

    *turns crack den back into bar*

    *gambles legally*

    *sells izzy*
    Congratulations on the profit-making deal

    You're £150 richer
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    *bar is fireproof*

    and izzy, i think i want you back, i miss having you around, izakel, have your money back

    *hands over monopoly money*

    what? oh alright

    *hands over real money*
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