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    (Original post by Scubar)
    you, clean some glasses, hang on you might drop them, go check the stockroom, at least you can't hurt anybody in there

    *doesn't realise how wrong he is*
    yes Mr Scubar , sir -hic-
    *rummages around back room*

    -hic-

    *glasses breaking*

    *comes running out* Er...Mr. Scubar, sir? -hic
    I think there's a problem, I need some water for my -hic- *groans*hiccups...

    *walks away*
    oh! and some glasses have broken... i cant remember why, though....
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    **** this...


    *lights a cigarette*
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    (Original post by kingslaw)
    *turns into gay bar*
    thats a nifty trick, how did you manage that?

    *sees whips and chains*

    i'm guessing you're fully stocked too
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    (Original post by izzy_fantastico)
    **** this...


    *lights a cigarette*
    :adore: = Izzy

    :bandit: = Izakel

    :bandit::bandit::bandit:
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    (Original post by Izakel)
    :adore: = Izzy

    :bandit: = Izakel

    :bandit::bandit::bandit:
    you are one right weirdo...

    *watches the gay make out*
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    *has faked his own death*

    *collects on the insurance*

    *claims ownership of the bar with a fake name*
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    sizzle I think I'm ok now. No more -hic-.....AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

    *washes the unexpected hiccup with even more beer*
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    *has faked his own death*

    *collects on the insurance*

    *claims ownership of the bar with a fake name*
    *shoots of scubar*
    *collects the insurance*
    *Can't decide what 2 do with the barmaids and Izzy :confused:
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    (Original post by Izakel)
    :adore: = Izzy

    :bandit: = Izakel

    :bandit::bandit::bandit:

    riiight ... *backing out of bar*

    are those sombreros???!!!
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    *isn't dead*

    *kicks izakel out*

    ...and stay out
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    (Original post by dede)
    riiight ... *backing out of bar*

    are those sombreros???!!!
    Sure are :bandit:

    Care for a drink? :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    *isn't dead*

    *kicks izakel out*

    ...and stay out
    *Walks out of the bar in a gentlemen style* :bandit:

    *Plots a scar crow in front of the bar*

    *All customers become scarce*
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    you're barred



    oh, how can i stay mad at you, you're probably one of my best customers, just don't try to take over my bar again or...

    *brandishes club with nail in*

    ...suffer the consequences
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    why sombreros???

    and errr, yeah, i'd like a glass a milk, please ...
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    certainly

    *gets out glass*

    skimmed, semi-skimmed or full fat?
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    *gulp*

    *straightens face*

    Welcom to Scubars Bar! How may I help you?

    *cautiously blinks, apparently, waiting for hiccup* *none comes*

    YIIPEEE!!! Sorry...drink?
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    (Original post by ~MOi~)
    *gulp*

    *straightens face*

    Welcom to Scubars Bar! How may I help you?

    *cautiously blinks, apparently, waiting for hiccup* *none comes*

    YIIPEEE!!! Sorry...drink?
    Get me a strong cuppa coffee, no milk, with two sugars.

    Fast!!
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    *saunters out behind bar*

    hellooooooooo
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    I am calling it a night, Mr. Scubar, sir.
    *yells enthusiastically* Good Night people of the Bar!
    sizzle
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    night, see you in the morning, when you'll work like you've never worked before
 
 
 
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