The Ministry of Chavillians is designed to destroy the very Britishness that is already deteriorating here on this land. The British are internationally renowned for having a firm grip on things and being rather smooth and sophisticated, The Chaviliian population aim to spread the message that us British are not as decent as we are perceived, but rather, quite unintelligent, disgustingly dressed, awkwardly abusive and pathetically repulsive.
I myself support The Chavillian movement, by donating to their services, for example, I eat at McDonalds and I occasionally by cheap cigarettes.