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Cafe lima lima the night of the speeddating watch

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    Its 7:15pm phil enters the lima lima bar in central new york, as the sun is setting in between the shiny golden sky scrapers and the shaded 4 storey 1900 style buildings i sit at the round shiney oak table where a waiter comes up and says "Can i get you anything sir" and i quietly speak "yes sir can i have a Malibu and pineapple and whatever you've got left for the next person who sits at my table.
    She walks in Between 7:21 and 7:30 :p:
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    *plane flies over head*

    *is shot down and bursts into flames of horrible colours*
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    *plane flies over head*

    *is shot down and bursts into flames of horrible colours*
    *quietly removes Scubar*

    *exits thread*
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    *plane flies over head*

    *is shot down and bursts into flames of horrible colours*
    Well it was a crap date anyway
    :driver:

    *Drives home*

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    :toilet:
    Sh*ts himself
    Goes to bed to listen to radio 1's sunday surgery
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    *bursts back in*

    I shall never be silenced, i shall never be removed and i will give this thread my full attention

    ...


    ooh look, a squirrel

    *chases after it*
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    *bursts back in*

    I shall never be silenced, i shall never be removed and i will give this thread my full attention

    ...


    ooh look, a squirrel

    *chases after it*
    *loads her rifle*
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    *picks up squirrel and hides behind it*
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    *picks up squirrel and hides behind it*
    *aims carefully*

    *hit squirrel directly in eye*

    Whose your daddy now?

    *flicks hair* :p:
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    well my daddy is a high ranking member in the social services department of the council

    your daddy is me
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    well my daddy is a high ranking member in the social services department of the council

    your daddy is me
    *tries to work it out*

    nope... too stupid!

    *finishes off squirrel*

    *scalps it*
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    well my daddy is a high ranking member in the social services department of the council

    your daddy is me
    Hear's on radio1 that there's a shoot out in new york's central park

    *looks out the window*

    Someone on balcony

    *quickly puts clothes on*

    Runs to see whats going on at cafe
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    you asked a question, i answered it, i then told you the answer to the same question, directed back at you

    i am your daddy

    and leave steven alone
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    (Original post by philip2004)
    Hear's on radio1 that there's a shoot out in new york's central park

    *looks out the window*

    Someone on balcony

    *quickly puts clothes on*

    Runs to see whats going on at cafe
    *calls partner*

    he's on the move... yup, that's right, the cafe... uh huh....uh huh.... i'm on it...

    *puts on leather trousers*

    *gets out semi-automatic*
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    you asked a question, i answered it, i then told you the answer to the same question, directed back at you

    i am your daddy

    and leave steven alone
    whatever!

    *throws mutilated squirrel at your feet*

    i have bigger fish to fry...
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    (Original post by Just_Izzy)
    *calls partner*

    he's on the move... yup, that's right, the cafe... uh huh....uh huh.... i'm on it...

    *puts on leather trousers*

    *gets out semi-automatic*
    Puts radio one on in car drives to empire state building

    She catches up with me at the top of the tower :reddy: i pull down my trouser and crap in her jaw dropped mouth she swallows.
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    (Original post by philip2004)
    Puts radio one on in car drives to empire state building

    She catches up with me at the top of the tower :reddy: i pull down my trouser and crap in her jaw dropped mouth she swallows.
    okay...

    *backs away slowly*

    *hides behind squirrels mutilated body*
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    (Original post by Just_Izzy)
    okay...

    *backs away slowly*

    *hides behind squirrels mutilated body*
    Hooks up the internet to check on the other 4 role playing threads

    jumps off empire state building

    Puts radio1 on headphones :p:
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    (Original post by Just_Izzy)
    okay...

    *backs away slowly*

    *hides behind squirrels mutilated body*
    *aims sniper rifle carefully*

    *switches on laser dot*

    *blinds izzy*
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    *aims sniper rifle carefully*

    *switches on laser dot*

    *blinds izzy*
    Jumps between the 2 identical threads to see what's going on and heads back to the other one checks the post count.
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    *is distracted by philip204 jumping*

    *fires*

    *shoots izzy*

    oh god, now look what you made me do
 
 
 
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