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need_money
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Send this text.
"Sex is evil, sex is class,
Whip me baby, spank my ass,
**** me baby, make me smile, s***y-n***r,
D***y style, so if you want me in the sack,
Lick your lips n text me back"

Guaranteed response Worked for me anyways. And my mate. If they don't text back, they're obviously gay. :p:
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so what do us men do if we want to purvey the same desire?
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how romantic
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erm.....righto
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yip Works. Trust.
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if you fancy someone, don't you just take your top off and cover yourself in whipped cream... then ring their doorbell?

well... that's what I do anyway. It has a guaranteed 98% result, and the in the 2% case, well, that was simply their fathers!
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(Original post by Just_Izzy)
if you fancy someone, don't you just take your top off and cover yourself in whipped cream... then ring their doorbell?

well... that's what I do anyway. It has a guaranteed 98% result, and the in the 2% case, well, that was simply their fathers!
honestly izzy - if you ever want to know my address...
(maybe greek yogurt instead though )
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(Original post by need_money)
Send this text.
"Sex is evil, sex is class,
Whip me baby, spank my ass,
**** me baby, make me smile, s***y-n***r,
D***y style, so if you want me in the sack,
Lick your lips n text me back"

Guaranteed response Worked for me anyways. And my mate. If they don't text back, they're obviously gay. :p:
*checks phone*


You didn't send it yet
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need_money
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Yes i did! Do you not remember replying Damn that short term memory!
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(Original post by Herleif Arkadios)
*checks phone*


You didn't send it yet
dont worry, i didn't get one either SS1 :motz:

*bombards phone network with the text*
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