Aye, well, to set things straight, it's not specifically the internet that I'll miss, but the people I know through it (I seriously overuse Livejournal). I wouldn't want to be online 24/7, as only a few hours a day would suffice, but even that appointment isn't possible under college supervision.
The only way round that would be for us to set up a LAN for Williamson, which I believe someone has done before, although the reception wasn't brilliant, and he did charge £7 a month to those 10 or 11 who used it (which I'd be perfectly willing to pay, of course). Is there anyone here who could do that? Not swapping would be easier than swapping, and I do know you people already, but having absolutely no internet is a very major negative point to me...
...do I still sound like a shallow, reclusive individual?