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    you are not on TV!!!
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    well no. He tragically cant cross to the otherside as the road hasnt been built yet.

    Yes a history without romans just isnt funny people.
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    (Original post by Hanzing)
    A Chicken crosses the road. Guess what?


    Thats about it.
    *sighs* I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens may cross the road without being questioned their motive...
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    (Original post by Hanzing)
    well no. He tragically cant cross to the otherside as the road hasnt been built yet.

    Yes a history without romans just isnt funny people.
    you know, thats funny.
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    why did the monkey fall out of the tree

    cos it was dead


    somebody finish the joke for me please i can't be bothered
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    simalarly, a joke without a squished chicken lacks the fundemental backbone of comedy
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    (Original post by ~MOi~)
    you know, thats funny.

    I have the occasional suprising moment.
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    i see, said the blind man
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    Visually Imparied ill have you know.
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    why did the monkey fall out of the tree

    cos it was dead


    somebody finish the joke for me please i can't be bothered
    idiot
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    why did the second monkey fall out of the tree

    cos it was stuck to the first one

    why did the third monkey fall out of the tree

    it thought it was a game

    why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree

    it died of loneliness
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    why did the 5th monkey fall out of the tree?

    Because it commited suicide for hearing all these bad jokes

    Seek out the cough dust of the love salmon
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    why did the second monkey fall out of the tree

    cos it was stuck to the first one

    why did the third monkey fall out of the tree

    it thought it was a game

    why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree

    it died of loneliness
    pathetic
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    i don't see you coming up with better ones
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    Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree..

    Obviously in our modern society peer pressure was to blame.
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    shouldn't that have been the 6th monkey?
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    why did the sixth monkey fall out of the tree?

    becasue he got shot
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    why did the 7th monkey fall out of the tree

    because it was drunk

    why did the squirrel fall out of the tree

    it thought it was a monkey
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    funny you should mention a drunk monkey. I seem to be one
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    i had noticed
 
 
 
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