This discussion is closed.
El_Borish
Badges: 0
Rep:
?
#1
Report Thread starter 16 years ago
#1
Just found this, and thought i'd share the love:

The Pope arrives in NYC for an important UN meeting. His flight is delayed, so he has only 15 minutes to get from JFK airport to the UN building. A car had of course has been arranged to pick him up -- he is, after all, the Pope.

The Pope tells the driver of his predicament, but the driver says that he will not violate the speed limit. So the Pope says "OK, OK, get in the back, I'll drive." The Pope floors it, weaving through traffic like a madman. Inevitably, even for the Pope, he sees flashing lights behind him, and has to pull over. The officer takes one look in the window, turns pale, and slowly walks back to his squad car.

He calls up his superior officer, and tells him "I just pulled this guy over for speeding, but I can't give him a ticket."

"Well, why not?"

"He's too important"

"Well, who is it? The mayor? Did you pull over the mayor?"

"No, no, no. Much more important than that."

"Well, was it Donald Trump?"

"No, no, no. Much more important than that."

"Was it the president? Please tell me you did not pull over the president of the United States."

"No, no, no. Much more important than than."

By this time, the superior officer is completely flabbergasted. He yelled "Well, then who the hell did you pull over?!"

To which the policeman nervously replied "Well, I don't know, but he's got the Pope for a driver!"
0
curryADD
Badges: 11
Rep:
?
#2
Report 16 years ago
#2
(Original post by El_Borish)
Just found this, and thought i'd share the love:

The Pope arrives in NYC for an important UN meeting. His flight is delayed, so he has only 15 minutes to get from JFK airport to the UN building. A car had of course has been arranged to pick him up -- he is, after all, the Pope.

The Pope tells the driver of his predicament, but the driver says that he will not violate the speed limit. So the Pope says "OK, OK, get in the back, I'll drive." The Pope floors it, weaving through traffic like a madman. Inevitably, even for the Pope, he sees flashing lights behind him, and has to pull over. The officer takes one look in the window, turns pale, and slowly walks back to his squad car.

He calls up his superior officer, and tells him "I just pulled this guy over for speeding, but I can't give him a ticket."

"Well, why not?"

"He's too important"

"Well, who is it? The mayor? Did you pull over the mayor?"

"No, no, no. Much more important than that."

"Well, was it Donald Trump?"

"No, no, no. Much more important than that."

"Was it the president? Please tell me you did not pull over the president of the United States."

"No, no, no. Much more important than than."

By this time, the superior officer is completely flabbergasted. He yelled "Well, then who the hell did you pull over?!"

To which the policeman nervously replied "Well, I don't know, but he's got the Pope for a driver!"
yeah ive heard that one before *rolleyes: our preacher told us that!
0
X
new posts
Back
to top
Latest
My Feed

See more of what you like on
The Student Room

You can personalise what you see on TSR. Tell us a little about yourself to get started.

Personalise

How are you feeling ahead of starting University?

I am excited and looking forward to starting (59)
13.41%
I am excited but have some apprehension around Covid-19 measures (57)
12.95%
I am concerned I will miss out on aspects of the uni experience due to new measures (168)
38.18%
I am concerned the Covid-19 measures at uni are not strong enough (46)
10.45%
I am nervous and feel I don't have enough information (87)
19.77%
Something else (let us know in the thread!) (23)
5.23%

Watched Threads

View All