(Original post by spangletastic)
He might get so excited by the smell that he'd start prodding me with his stick, arrgh. It seems another method is needed. I suppose you could just tell him that Kimberly Quinn is standing naked on the opposite side of the street, I'm sure he'd make a dash across the road.
I wasn't aware miss quin ever bothered to get dressed...anyway - if she was withing a 3 mile radii of a bloke you'd be able to hear it
boris also has a wierd middle name like tepthephle or something....