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    Seeing as the other bum thread is now closed I would like to ask the question. I hate my arse it is too big and fat and is not proportional to the rest of my body.
    For me it is a genetic thing as my mum and sister are slim yet have big arses and thighs, its ok for them as they are females but not a male.
    I've played football like nearly everyday since I was 6 or so i'm now 18 and want to sort it out.
    I've started doing squats, are their any other excercises i can do?
    I'm also doing cardio like jogging and sprinting to lose as much fat as possible.
    Your help is very welcome people
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    The other one was closed because there were too many inappropriate comments in it. If this stays clean then it can stay open.
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    You hear that kids keep it clean, wheres the advice people ;(
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    Butt thats not fair i want to make lewd jokes! Lol aahahah too late!

    (Original post by SJ No.18)
    Seeing as the other bum thread is now closed I would like to ask the question. I hate my arse it is too big and fat and is not proportional to the rest of my body.
    For me it is a genetic thing as my mum and sister are slim yet have big arses and thighs, its ok for them as they are females but not a male.
    I've played football like nearly everyday since I was 6 or so i'm now 18 and want to sort it out.
    I've started doing squats, are their any other excercises i can do?
    I'm also doing cardio like jogging and sprinting to lose as much fat as possible.
    Your help is very welcome people
    if you're black leave it how it is. if you're white then try putting on a bit more weight and becoming a curvey girl.
    some peopel simply have big bums. dont try to fight it.
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    (Original post by Snake)
    if you're black leave it how it is. if you're white then try putting on a bit more weight and becoming a curvey girl.
    some peopel simply have big bums. dont try to fight it.
    It's a bloke.

    MB
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    Keep up the cardio exercise and see how it goes.
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    Is it fat or just muscly? Perhaps you have rugby player's arse?
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    whey big bums on blokes *can* be nice lol
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    I think you'r e pulling my leg their luce.
    My bum has got some muscle but also fat, I dislike it. I'm not like seriously depressed about it I still go out and stuff but just would like it to be smaller or all muscle. Looking at my genetics(family) I doubt I can make it smaller, just muscly but that is okay as I prefer a big muscly bum than a skinny one.
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    (Original post by Helenia)
    The other one was closed because there were too many inappropriate comments in it. If this stays clean then it can stay open.
    The other thread was like the best thread ever...
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    (Original post by SamTheMan)
    The other thread was like the best thread ever...
    Except that every other post on it got reported because it was either homophobic or paedophilic.
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    I am a boy, and all my life, particularly at school, I was teased because I put on a fair bit of weight at school, and was not entirely aware that my bum was big and quite wobbly, until one day a friend pointed out when we were in a P.E. lesson. To my surprise, this P.E. kit felt quite snug on me. I was going out of the changing room when my friend slapped my bum and called me 'big bum'. Since that day, the teasing continued. We went swimming once and my friend's comments made me feel very self-conscious. I put my swimming trunks on and I could feel my bum wobbling. My friend laughed when he saw me, and said that I had put on weight. He called me wobble bum and kept pulling at the back of my trunks. This made me feel horrible, and fat at the same time. I was extremely embarrassed. Why do people with big bums suffer like this at the hands of small-bottomed people?
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    :p: They could be jealous and want a big bum! You could bounce up and down on your bum although this most probably will cause more harm then good and it will be painful to sit on. I think we should ignore me....
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    if you're worried about the size, i'd cut down on the squats- i think they're meant to make your bum toned and pert?
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    I like toned and pert, just not fat babe lol
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    Try some pilates.
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    (Original post by peejay)
    I am a boy, and all my life, particularly at school, I was teased because I put on a fair bit of weight at school, and was not entirely aware that my bum was big and quite wobbly, until one day a friend pointed out when we were in a P.E. lesson. To my surprise, this P.E. kit felt quite snug on me. I was going out of the changing room when my friend slapped my bum and called me 'big bum'. Since that day, the teasing continued. We went swimming once and my friend's comments made me feel very self-conscious. I put my swimming trunks on and I could feel my bum wobbling. My friend laughed when he saw me, and said that I had put on weight. He called me wobble bum and kept pulling at the back of my trunks. This made me feel horrible, and fat at the same time. I was extremely embarrassed. Why do people with big bums suffer like this at the hands of small-bottomed people?
    thats terribly mean! :mad:
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    So how would a naturally skinny guy with a small but perfectly muscled butt go about increasing its size?
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    squats and deadlifts I hear using heavy weights on barbells.
 
 
 
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