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When i said this one to my friends they found it really funny.'a blonde girl walked into a bar.......you think she would of seened it
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When i said this one to my friends they found it really funny.'a blonde girl walked into a bar.......you think she would of seened it
i heard a similar joke (this really used to crack me up everytime...*is completely insane*)

a blonde walkied into a bar- ouch
3 blondes walked into a bar- you'd have thought one of them would have noticed.

lou xxx
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i heard a similar joke (this really used to crack me up everytime...*is completely insane*)

a blonde walkied into a bar- ouch
3 blondes walked into a bar- you'd have thought one of them would have noticed.

lou xxx
lol i love these last jokes
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i can think of a load of doctor doctor jokes but urve prob heard them all.
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dunno if u will find this funny but anyway - we were on holiday once and had been telling loads of knock knock and doctor doctor jokes.

someone said 'doctor doctor'
and my m8 said 'who's there'

well it was funny at the time
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dunno if u will find this funny but anyway - we were on holiday once and had been telling loads of knock knock and doctor doctor jokes.

someone said 'doctor doctor'
and my m8 said 'who's there'

well it was funny at the time
*wind blows gently past*........................... ....

do knock knock jokes actually work? they're even less funny than Penguin jokes...
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Gary.
Gary who?
Gary on smiling!

this is possibly the worst knock knock joke ever
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Gary.
Gary who?
Gary on smiling!

this is possibly the worst knock knock joke ever

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Gary.
Gary who?
Gary on smiling!

this is possibly the worst knock knock joke ever
OK well that made me laugh

how about Penguin jokes? has anyone EVER laughed at them because they were funny, or just laughed because they were so lame?
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OK well that made me laugh

how about Penguin jokes? has anyone EVER laughed at them because they were funny, or just laughed because they were so lame?
what the heck is a penguin joke?
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon?


ha ha
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what the heck is a penguin joke?
the ones on the wrappers of penguin bars
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what the heck is a penguin joke?
eg. what's black and white and red all over?

a sunburnt penguin...

lou xxx
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the ones on the wrappers of penguin bars
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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what the heck is a penguin joke?
where have u been living for most of your life! Penguin chocolate bar jokes are FAMOUS! until they got too lame and suggested ways of using it
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where have u been living for most of your life! Penguin chocolate bar jokes are FAMOUS! until they got too lame and suggested ways of using it

yeah! where've u been? penguin jokes are so feeble its hilarious just seeing how desperate the company get
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yeah! where've u been? penguin jokes are so feeble its hilarious just seeing how desperate the company get
ok ok i know now :rolleyes:
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ok ok i know now :rolleyes:
having been thoroughly embarrassed
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having been thoroughly embarrassed
i don't do embarrassed. I have just never heard them referred to as 'penguin jokes' i think you will find that lou misunderstood aswell.
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i don't do embarrassed. I have just never heard them referred to as 'penguin jokes' i think you will find that lou misunderstood aswell.
damn, i was hoping no one had noticed....

lou xxx
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