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    When i said this one to my friends they found it really funny.'a blonde girl walked into a bar.......you think she would of seened it
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    (Original post by dark_angel)
    When i said this one to my friends they found it really funny.'a blonde girl walked into a bar.......you think she would of seened it
    i heard a similar joke (this really used to crack me up everytime...*is completely insane*)

    a blonde walkied into a bar- ouch
    3 blondes walked into a bar- you'd have thought one of them would have noticed.

    lou xxx
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    (Original post by lou p lou)
    i heard a similar joke (this really used to crack me up everytime...*is completely insane*)

    a blonde walkied into a bar- ouch
    3 blondes walked into a bar- you'd have thought one of them would have noticed.

    lou xxx
    lol i love these last jokes
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    i can think of a load of doctor doctor jokes but urve prob heard them all.
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    dunno if u will find this funny but anyway - we were on holiday once and had been telling loads of knock knock and doctor doctor jokes.

    someone said 'doctor doctor'
    and my m8 said 'who's there'

    well it was funny at the time
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    (Original post by Tinykates)
    dunno if u will find this funny but anyway - we were on holiday once and had been telling loads of knock knock and doctor doctor jokes.

    someone said 'doctor doctor'
    and my m8 said 'who's there'

    well it was funny at the time
    *wind blows gently past*........................... ....

    do knock knock jokes actually work? they're even less funny than Penguin jokes...
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    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Gary.
    Gary who?
    Gary on smiling!

    this is possibly the worst knock knock joke ever
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    (Original post by Tinykates)
    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Gary.
    Gary who?
    Gary on smiling!

    this is possibly the worst knock knock joke ever

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    (Original post by Tinykates)
    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Gary.
    Gary who?
    Gary on smiling!

    this is possibly the worst knock knock joke ever
    OK well that made me laugh

    how about Penguin jokes? has anyone EVER laughed at them because they were funny, or just laughed because they were so lame?
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    (Original post by 4Ed)
    OK well that made me laugh

    how about Penguin jokes? has anyone EVER laughed at them because they were funny, or just laughed because they were so lame?
    what the heck is a penguin joke?
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    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Candy.
    Candy who?
    Candy cow jump over the moon?


    ha ha
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    (Original post by Tinykates)
    what the heck is a penguin joke?
    the ones on the wrappers of penguin bars
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    (Original post by Tinykates)
    what the heck is a penguin joke?
    eg. what's black and white and red all over?

    a sunburnt penguin...

    lou xxx
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    the ones on the wrappers of penguin bars
    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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    (Original post by Tinykates)
    what the heck is a penguin joke?
    where have u been living for most of your life! Penguin chocolate bar jokes are FAMOUS! until they got too lame and suggested ways of using it
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    (Original post by 4Ed)
    where have u been living for most of your life! Penguin chocolate bar jokes are FAMOUS! until they got too lame and suggested ways of using it

    yeah! where've u been? penguin jokes are so feeble its hilarious just seeing how desperate the company get
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    yeah! where've u been? penguin jokes are so feeble its hilarious just seeing how desperate the company get
    ok ok i know now :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Tinykates)
    ok ok i know now :rolleyes:
    having been thoroughly embarrassed
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    (Original post by 4Ed)
    having been thoroughly embarrassed
    i don't do embarrassed. I have just never heard them referred to as 'penguin jokes' i think you will find that lou misunderstood aswell.
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    (Original post by Tinykates)
    i don't do embarrassed. I have just never heard them referred to as 'penguin jokes' i think you will find that lou misunderstood aswell.
    damn, i was hoping no one had noticed....

    lou xxx
 
 
 
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