Hmm I think ill go with the multistorey option...
If you want to get off work or out of doing household chores just put some on your face...you'll look pale as anything and people will believe you're ill!
I did this when I was at infant school and it got me 2 days off hahaha!
The only time I've ever used it is on my sister when she was a baby after her bath, but in retrospect I think flinging it off a nice multi story sounds more fun!!
Give to an elderly relative for Christmas. They like that kind of thing.
Its fun stuff to play with.
If you tip it all out of a window in a high building, it looks so cool floating down...
Or you can use it for the area Fleece so graphically pointed out.