See, there's a thin line between coincidences and flat out lying to impress. And you've just crossed it, oh yes.
righto chaps im going to pull out of this escapade.this is just far too whiplash rock and roll for me.
I am looking for anything female with a pulse. Ability to speak english is an advantage but MOT failures will be considered. Newer models also prefered.
"Please remember that people may not be who they say they are, as has been recently illustrated by the Ellie4/Chardonnay case"
What happened there then?