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    anyone know a line that will get you a girl? I know a couple but not sure whether to deploy them or not.

    If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
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    Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
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    Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

    Has anyone use a line and it actually worked?
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    none, you ******* powertool
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    "I'm a star striker, every hole is a goal."

    Dude, why this thread? lol
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    The cheesy ones usually work, if only for the comedy value
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    Best bet is to say a really stupid line and then make a joke about it-nice ice breaker.
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    just no
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    None. None work.
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    did you just fart? 'cause you just blew me away

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    You're ugly, I'm desperate - lets get it on
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    r u frm Tennessee? Bcos ur the only ten I see
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    1 - "Would you like to dance?"

    If she says yes, then great. If she says no, reply with "I'm sorry, I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those jeans."

    2 - "Would you like to dance?"

    If she says yes, then great. If she says no, reply with "I'll come back nearer closing time when you're a little more yourself".

    3 - "Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face".

    4 - "Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
 
 
 
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