I'm sorry, but I wouldn't even have allowed my name in the paper if I was rejected from Oxbridge - it's depressing enough.
I think I would be the perfect person to exploit though - ethnic minority (only 8% at Ox), 9A* (one A in PE) at GCSE, As at AS, state school (technically)....applying for a less popular degree than medicine (because half of the medics who are rejected is due to the number of places they have), and applying for the same college she applied for.
Bring on the Ilford Recorder(!)