To appreciate this is to be truly American

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The cigarette, containing nicotine (a plant first smoked regularly by Native Americans) has been witnessed an addiction and beautiful bar of lust and luxary in many, many cultures world-wide.

Once believed to be safe and sexy, now is believed to be sexy and deadly, and truly a sign of coolness. If you don't smoke you are a loser.

The cigarette has made many friends over the years. I'd have to say tobacco, nicotine, cyanide, and the lusty lip-locker cotton are probably one of not just mine, but everyone's friend. What else lets you watch your breathe ooze into a lusterous oblivion like the intercourse of you and a stick of paper? What else takes the virginity of 90,000 children every day like a lung first tasting its breath of finely tuned white clouds?

I, for one, want to stand up and take a bow for this magnificent blessing we Americans have bestowed upon the world, with our beautiful nicotine. So then, stand up all you smokers and smoker-wannabes, and hold a V for victory, count to eight seconds, and bid farewell to one of your own! God bless nicotine, and god bless America!
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The cigarette, containing nicotine (a plant first smoked regularly by Native Americans) has been witnessed an addiction and beautiful bar of lust and luxary in many, many cultures world-wide.

Once believed to be safe and sexy, now is believed to be sexy and deadly, and truly a sign of coolness. If you don't smoke you are a loser.

The cigarette has made many friends over the years. I'd have to say tobacco, nicotine, cyanide, and the lusty lip-locker cotton are probably one of not just mine, but everyone's friend. What else lets you watch your breathe ooze into a lusterous oblivion like the intercourse of you and a stick of paper? What else takes the virginity of 90,000 children every day like a lung first tasting its breath of finely tuned white clouds?

I, for one, want to stand up and take a bow for this magnificent blessing we Americans have bestowed upon the world, with our beautiful nicotine. So then, stand up all you smokers and smoker-wannabes, and hold a V for victory, count to eight seconds, and bid farewell to one of your own! God bless nicotine, and god bless America!
CAZ I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT! CIGARETTES ARE THE WORST THING YOU COULD DO! GRRRR...THAT IS NOT WHAT IT MEANS TO BE AMERICAN! 100,000 PEOPLE DIE IN AMERICA YEAR FROM LUNG CANCER........*stalks out looking disgusted*
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A parody of 'To appreciate this is to be truly English'? Though Tea doesn't give you cancer.
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(Original post by Bhaal85)
A parody of 'To appreciate this is to be truly English'? Though Tea doesn't give you cancer.
not to mention kills 100,000 americans a year

my uncle is slowly DYING of lung cancer! :mad:
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CAZ I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT! CIGARETTES ARE THE WORST THING YOU COULD DO! GRRRR...THAT IS NOT WHAT IT MEANS TO BE AMERICAN! 100,000 PEOPLE DIE IN AMERICA YEAR FROM LUNG CANCER........*stalks out looking disgusted*
as if i would honestly praise a death every eight seconds...then again the world is overpopulated...but, no
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What Elpaw said about American's (well Curry) and irony.
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What Elpaw said about American's (well Curry) and irony.
*looks embarrassed*

shut up kildare, you cant hear tone over the internet......
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*looks embarrassed*

shut up kildare, you cant hear tone over the internet......
I can. It's a gift.
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I can. It's a gift.
and its a touchy subject for me.....see above.
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Why is it a "touchy subject" ?
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Why is it a "touchy subject" ?
urm..
(Original post by curryADD)
my uncle is slowly DYING of lung cancer! :mad:
maybe thats why
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I don't and will never smoke because I want to live a few years longer.
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Why is it a "touchy subject" ?
my uncle is in the hospital because of lung cancer........:rolleyes:
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Perhaps 'Hot Dogs' or 'American Football' would have been more appropriate?
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my uncle is in the hospital because of lung cancer........:rolleyes:
that was his choice, us people who are not so affected by death should be able to discuss freely without being attacked. and you misinterpreted my point, anyways
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Perhaps 'Hot Dogs' or 'American Football' would have been more appropriate?
who are these people? who would honestly think somebody advocates a death every eight seconds and 90,000 children taking up smoking everyday?
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Perhaps 'Hot Dogs' or 'American Football' would have been more appropriate?
no, winding up curryADD is the most brillant thing EVER - GOD BLESS CAZ

And on that point, you limit yourself from alot of things living to win.
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all i ever smoke is cigars. (apparently you dont get lung cancer from them because you don't inhale *remember Mr Clinton?* but you can get throat cancer)
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(Original post by elpaw)
all i ever smoke is cigars. (apparently you dont get lung cancer from them because you don't inhale *remember Mr Clinton?* but you can get throat cancer)
you can get cancer smelling flowers
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no, winding up curryADD is the most brillant thing EVER - GOD BLESS CAZ

And on that point, you limit yourself from alot of things living to win.
*starts to feel incredibly mad*
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