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Your best/worst first kiss ever?

I remember my best first kiss was with my previous girlfriend, we were taking a walk in a really nice park which had a lake, swans swimming around, the sun was setting its reflection was on the water. We sat by the edge of the lake and kissed...the kiss itself was normal, a kiss can only be so good, but the setting/backdrop just made it really memorable.

So what are your best/worst first kisses ever? do share your experiences :smile:

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Reply 1

I'm anonymous, so I'll be totally honest )': FYI: I'm a girl, just to clear that up right now.

This was my first ever ever ever kiss, I was 14 years old, so Year 9. The German classes in our year were on a trip to Germany (it was amazing) and I was in the same room as three of my bestest buddies, who were also all girls.

Now here is where it gets SUPER AWFUL. I don't know how much of a good idea it is to post all the intimate details, just in case she ever sees this, but what the hey.

Basically I used to suffer from pretty bad urinary incontinence, especially when I laughed (I still have it a little now, but nowhere near as bad) so I was a dripping wreck like 90% of the time, especially at night. I was lying in the crack between two pushed-together bunkbeds, on the bottom bunk, over a damp patch of my own piddle. The friend on my left dared me to roll over and kiss the friend on my right. So I did.

It was gross and wet and cold and I actually said "Oh my God" out loud because I was thoroughly disturbed.

I haven't kissed anyone since then. However it did help me realise that I am a little bit bisexual, which was pretty enlightening I guess!

Reply 2

my first kiss was in a tree with this girl when i was 14.

Reply 3

Best FIRST kiss: down the side of a random house with a girl who would become my gf (only met her that day)
Best kiss: in a field, dead silence, windy, dark, private, perfect.

Worst first kiss: lol, take your pick from many many people at parties I guess.
Worst kiss: as above

Reply 4

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Reply 5

My best first kiss was with the guy I'm seeing now. On our second date we were watching a movie at his flat and this wussy guy on screen kept chickening out of kissing the female lead so I got frustrated and said 'OH FFS JUST KISS HER!' and he did, except I couldn't see because my fella was kissing me :woo:

Reply 6

defuzion
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Awwww, no :sad:

To OP; in March time, someone kissed me and managed to half pull out my neck piercing which caused it to reject. Kissing and wincing at the same time. Bad times.

Reply 7

LongTallAlly
My best first kiss was with the guy I'm seeing now. On our second date we were watching a movie at his flat and this wussy guy on screen kept chickening out of kissing the female lead so I got frustrated and said 'OH FFS JUST KISS HER!' and he did, except I couldn't see because my fella was kissing me :woo:

Definately a pre-meditated attack from him lol. What's the movie, i wanna try it.

Reply 8

Anonymous
I'm anonymous, so I'll be totally honest )': FYI: I'm a girl, just to clear that up right now.

This was my first ever ever ever kiss, I was 14 years old, so Year 9. The German classes in our year were on a trip to Germany (it was amazing) and I was in the same room as three of my bestest buddies, who were also all girls.

Now here is where it gets SUPER AWFUL. I don't know how much of a good idea it is to post all the intimate details, just in case she ever sees this, but what the hey.

Basically I used to suffer from pretty bad urinary incontinence, especially when I laughed (I still have it a little now, but nowhere near as bad) so I was a dripping wreck like 90% of the time, especially at night. I was lying in the crack between two pushed-together bunkbeds, on the bottom bunk, over a damp patch of my own piddle. The friend on my left dared me to roll over and kiss the friend on my right. So I did.

It was gross and wet and cold and I actually said "Oh my God" out loud because I was thoroughly disturbed.

I haven't kissed anyone since then. However it did help me realise that I am a little bit bisexual, which was pretty enlightening I guess!

Oh ****.

Reply 9

Anonymous
I'm anonymous, so I'll be totally honest )': FYI: I'm a girl, just to clear that up right now.

This was my first ever ever ever kiss, I was 14 years old, so Year 9. The German classes in our year were on a trip to Germany (it was amazing) and I was in the same room as three of my bestest buddies, who were also all girls.

Now here is where it gets SUPER AWFUL. I don't know how much of a good idea it is to post all the intimate details, just in case she ever sees this, but what the hey.

Basically I used to suffer from pretty bad urinary incontinence, especially when I laughed (I still have it a little now, but nowhere near as bad) so I was a dripping wreck like 90% of the time, especially at night. I was lying in the crack between two pushed-together bunkbeds, on the bottom bunk, over a damp patch of my own piddle. The friend on my left dared me to roll over and kiss the friend on my right. So I did.

It was gross and wet and cold and I actually said "Oh my God" out loud because I was thoroughly disturbed.

I haven't kissed anyone since then. However it did help me realise that I am a little bit bisexual, which was pretty enlightening I guess!


How is the fact that you have urinary incontinence relevant to that story in any way?

Reply 10

It was so sudden and he tasted like cigarettes and it wasn't very nice. Bleh.
In fact, I've yet to have a kiss that I enjoy.
I think I'm just fussy.

Reply 11

my FIRST kiss - on a bus stop, so random! but it was amazing
my BEST kiss - we were in a park, we sat on a bench by the little lake, it was even more amazing

Reply 12

Worst kiss was with one of my ex's.. He used his teeth :|

Best kiss:
The first kiss with my current boyfriend.
I'm not going to go into detail, but it was special :yep:

Reply 13

defuzion
n/a


this :p:

Reply 14

Anonymous
definitely a pre-meditated attack from him lol. What's the movie, i wanna try it.



It was Adventureland! He had never seen the film before though, unless he was lying through his teeth :wink:

Reply 15

Never had a bad kiss, I learned to stop girls from licking my tonsils by blocking her with my tongue.

They soon learn to follow my lead. :smile:

Reply 16

The worst one was the one I can't remember,
when my sister snuck me into some party and I ended up kissing some 20 odd year old after he plied me with alcohol.

Other than that they've been pretty good :biggrin:

Reply 17

I have had a few nice first kisses :smile:

One was last night, with one of my best friends. We were at mine, watching a film and comparing sunburn. I'd just shown him my amazing strap marks, then he leaned over and touched touched my shoulder then lent over and kissed me really slowly.

Another was at New Year, with this guy that I really liked. It was snowing and he came over to me, brushed the snow out of my hair and kissed me. Kinda cliché, but it was lovely :smile: Course, he turned out to be a bit nasty really... Just wanted a pull at New Year I guess.

I've had my fair share of bad kisses too...
A fair few drunken ones, but one sticks out... He just didn't know how to not use his tongue. Nice!

Reply 18

Best kiss weirdly was my best friend.

A guy. =/ Weeeirdd. He was seriously... an amazing kisser.

Worst. Idk, some girls who are too overly enthusiastic and dunno what they're doing.

Reply 19

Anonymous
I'm anonymous, so I'll be totally honest )': FYI: I'm a girl, just to clear that up right now.

This was my first ever ever ever kiss, I was 14 years old, so Year 9. The German classes in our year were on a trip to Germany (it was amazing) and I was in the same room as three of my bestest buddies, who were also all girls.

Now here is where it gets SUPER AWFUL. I don't know how much of a good idea it is to post all the intimate details, just in case she ever sees this, but what the hey.

Basically I used to suffer from pretty bad urinary incontinence, especially when I laughed (I still have it a little now, but nowhere near as bad) so I was a dripping wreck like 90% of the time, especially at night. I was lying in the crack between two pushed-together bunkbeds, on the bottom bunk, over a damp patch of my own piddle. The friend on my left dared me to roll over and kiss the friend on my right. So I did.

It was gross and wet and cold and I actually said "Oh my God" out loud because I was thoroughly disturbed.

I haven't kissed anyone since then. However it did help me realise that I am a little bit bisexual, which was pretty enlightening I guess!


This is truely bizarre. Why were you just lying in your own wee? Why is it relevant to your story?