Chat up/ Pick up Lines Watch

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Any funny pick/chat up lines a guy/girl has ever said to you? Spit it out and let's laugh...




Hey Babes! My name is....May i know your BINOMIAL NOMENCLATURE?

And the girl was like Sorry! sorry! Oh! Well Binomial Nomenclature is a way of naming heavenly special species mostly used by ...then I started my conversation

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I don't use chat-up lines... normally I'll wait for them to smile/say hi or I'll smile/say hi... one of my friends uses truly awful lines and I love watching girls laugh in his face! :p:
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You want a drink? *Gets out rohypnol*

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(Original post by musicbloke)
You want a drink? *Gets out rohypnol*

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ROFLMAO *reps*
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no ones ever chatted me up
i've never chatted any on up
i do have a tshirt with a picture of zap brannigan that says "you're obviously confused and aroused"
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(Original post by killerbee)
no ones ever chatted me up
i've never chatted any on up
i do have a tshirt with a picture of zap brannigan that says "you're obviously confused and aroused"
Hey Killerbee , heres 10p, phone your mother and tell her you won't be home tonight.

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oh you

he he he
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(Original post by musicbloke)
You want a drink? *Gets out rohypnol*

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you may not be the most beautiful girl in the room....

but beauty is only a light switch away
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whatta line!
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Not mine but still.

"Look, I'm not good with words, so do you want to have sex with me?"
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It's an oldy, but it's kinda funny....

*licks finger*

*places wetted finger on girls top*

"Now let's go home and get you outta those wet clothes..."
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lmao!
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(Original post by cant remember who)
i have some 99p condoms, wanna help me try em out?
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http://linesthataregood.com/lame.html
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If you're the comedian typa dude, this usually breaks the ol' ice...

Take a whole bunch of cardboard coasters, tear out lil corners on 'em...

Now wedge the coasters onto yer nose, an ear etc...

Walk up to girl and say summing like: "Oi, are you the one throwing coasters at me?" or "Did you see the guy who's throwing damn coasters around?"

You gotta have the personality to pull this one off... It's a bit extreme for me.
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first - genius!
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Do you want a shag?

No.

Well do you mind lying there while I have one... :rolleyes:

That one pisses me off...
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(Original post by Just_Izzy)
Do you want a shag?

No.

Well do you mind lying there while I have one... :rolleyes:

That one pisses me off...
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Hey baby, why don't you sit down on my lap and we'll talk about whatever pops up...
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