Any funny pick/chat up lines a guy/girl has ever said to you? Spit it out and let's laugh...
Hey Babes! My name is....May i know your BINOMIAL NOMENCLATURE?
And the girl was like Sorry! sorry! Oh! Well Binomial Nomenclature is a way of naming heavenly special species mostly used by ...then I started my conversation
You want a drink? *Gets out rohypnol*
no ones ever chatted me up
i've never chatted any on up
i do have a tshirt with a picture of zap brannigan that says "you're obviously confused and aroused"
Not mine but still.
"Look, I'm not good with words, so do you want to have sex with me?"
It's an oldy, but it's kinda funny....
*places wetted finger on girls top*
"Now let's go home and get you outta those wet clothes..."
If you're the comedian typa dude, this usually breaks the ol' ice...
Take a whole bunch of cardboard coasters, tear out lil corners on 'em...
Now wedge the coasters onto yer nose, an ear etc...
Walk up to girl and say summing like: "Oi, are you the one throwing coasters at me?" or "Did you see the guy who's throwing damn coasters around?"
You gotta have the personality to pull this one off... It's a bit extreme for me.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first - genius!
Hey baby, why don't you sit down on my lap and we'll talk about whatever pops up...