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9 Things I Hate About Everyone


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when
I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn
right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the ****ing floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the ****?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever ****ing does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?
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you didn't make this up i've read this somewhere else, not that you said you did.
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i didnt say i did just showing it people who havnt seen it m8
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9 Things I Hate About Everyone



2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
manually.

I actually do this... but then I have satelite so I don't want crouch in frount of the tv switching through 400+ channels, only to find nothing worth watching, I'd rather spend 15 mins searching for the damn remote which is always in the last place I'd ever think to look. (Under the damn couch cushion where I was sitting)
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I actually do this... but then I have satelite so I don't want crouch in frount of the tv switching through 400+ channels, only to find nothing worth watching, I'd rather spend 15 mins searching for the damn remote which is always in the last place I'd ever think to look. (Under the damn couch cushion where I was sitting)
400+ channels. Is there any point to that?
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These are 9 things Billy Connelly hates about everyone, not you, ******.
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These are 9 things Billy Connelly hates about everyone, not you, ******.
hello - he didnt say it was what HE hated and if u bothered to read the rest of the thread, he did say that its not what he said he hated.
and theres no need for nasty names is there. no.
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(Original post by Davebenham02)
9 Things I Hate About Everyone


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when
I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn
right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the ****ing floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the ****?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever ****ing does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

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[FONT=comic sans ms]9 Things I Hate About Everyone



4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!



I do this.

I look for something, find it, pick it up, then forget I've picked it up and carry on looking for it.

Happens all the time
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ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh mna......very true !!!
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Thats class! Iv neva seen those b4 so thanx 4 postin them! x
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I Didn't find them very funny.
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they all was on that bored.com site and along with stupid labels
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