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Blush Babe
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Why do men die earlier than women?
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries...... but, now we know.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy. I
f you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay..... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
If you cry............you're a wimp.
If you don't........you're an insensitive *******.
If you make a decision without consulting her......... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you...... she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy.......that's domination.
If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert.
If you don't..............you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're
sexist.
If you don't.................you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
If you don't................you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.
If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements........ you're full of yourself.
If you're not....................you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache............she's tired.
If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.
If you don't..........there must be someone else.
Men die first because they want to.

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Its a no win situation.
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Ok Linda, this one is not directed towards you, so don't be mad at me, but...

"If you do not know what is wrong I don't want to tell you!"
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(Original post by Bhaal85)
Its a no win situation.
lol

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*chuckles* Id go for saying its because they want an easy way out and death is a simple option, peace, quiet and they get to watch the football with a good seat from up above, or down below if thats where they go :P
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thats a good cut/past job there...
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thats a good cut/past job there...
yea......u bet it is !!!
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I feel sorry for men. I'm surprised they ever know what to do
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I feel sorry for men. I'm surprised they ever know what to do
do they, i thought it was just luck and my good looks
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Well if it's that bad I don't know why you hang around for as long as you do. Just go away.
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Well if it's that bad I don't know why you hang around for as long as you do. Just go away.
cos we need you
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(Original post by Bhaal85)
Its a no win situation.
exactly!
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Women are the most confusing species to ever exist...
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Ok Linda, this one is not directed towards you, so don't be mad at me, but...

"If you do not know what is wrong I don't want to tell you!"
"I'm not in the mood"
and that /is/ directed at you
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Women are the most confusing species to ever exist...
Ahh, yes but tis because we are perfect.
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This is quite typical...
Man - "what have I done?"
Woman - "You know what you've done"
Man - "Remind me"
Woman - "No"
Man - "Look I don't know what I've done"
Woman - "You forgot....you little rat *******"
Man - "Sorry mum"
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yep, so true, women want from men what is unatainable, and yet knowing so still do. as a results, man gets bounced around in a box alot, kos he kant lean on anything and gets pushed off.

seriously man, they need to sort this out and teach in Uni how to understand women.
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seriously man, they need to sort this out and teach in Uni how to understand women.
As long as they offer a course on understanding men right along side it, then I'm all for it.
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As long as they offer a course on understanding men right along side it, then I'm all for it.
Has anyon ever been there when a girl looks into a mirror for the first time (like if you take girl back to your room) and say's "O its a mirror that makes me looker fatter/thinner"
I can't believe the amount of girls who have done that
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Has anyon ever been there when a girl looks into a mirror for the first time (like if you take girl back to your room) and say's "O its a mirror that makes me looker fatter/thinner"
I can't believe the amount of girls who have done that
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I can't say I've ever done that. Now hair is another matter entirely.
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