Golden Loops

cereal diet

you're not serious?!!!
bananas aren't good for deiting, as they contain high amounts of sugar.

ya what?! bananas are a fruit, in case ya hadnt noticed! i thought all fruits were good for you and contained loadsa vitamins and minerals. Sugars in fruit are good for its just the sugars in like chocolate and coke etc that mess up your body

At my uni there was a maths student. However, he wasn't so good at budgeting. He spent almost all his money in the first six weeks of the first term. Suddenly it hit him, that he was going to have problems living off what he had left. So, he went out and he bought some porridge oats, margarine and golden syrup with the remainder of his money and made a giant flapjack. He then proceeded to ignore the health risks or eating only flapjack, and in the later stages, several week old flapjack, and using his mathematical skills, calculated exactly how much flapjack he could eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner each day. he ended up very ill and in hospital after almost three weeks.

Marcus

I didn't know him personally, but everyone heard about it when it had happened. We were told it as an example of how not to feed yourself at university. He was in a self catering hall, so all his rent and bills were paid up front, but he had to feed himself. A cleaner found him passed out in his room and in his cupboard was this box of flapjack...

Marcus