What IS a big penis?

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Okay. But this is for scientific purposes and that alone. You are not to use it for your own sexual gratification.

Let me get my phone and an erection.
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Vagina's and seafood both smell of fish do they not?
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Vagina's and seafood both smell of fish do they not?
If this were Finals I'd fail you.

Mussels, muscles. Not the same.
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Okay. I've uploaded a photo of my penis on imageshack. If anybody over the age of 18 wants to see it, for the research/scientific purposes of this thread, please let me know.
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If this were Finals I'd fail you.

Mussels, muscles. Not the same.

Its quite a good pun actually. Sure it warrants a pass, at least.
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are you all talking about a penis measured while erect or not?
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I would not want you as my GP.

laugher is the best medicine, except if the patient is a joke that is....
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You would be a decent person to ask this...

What is the average length and girth?
Why do guys ask this? Girls and doctors don't tape-measure *****.

Girls assume and doctors don't give a ****.
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Go on then. Make sure it's next to a CD and a can of coke.
the triptych of our times.
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I think the average is 7 inches, anything smaller than that is a bit of a joke tbh
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(Original post by jenny.chu)
wow my **** buddy is 10"... I'm a lucky girl it seems
Does he have wings too ?

Gotta love the trolls here, especially cowsgoquack.
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wow my **** buddy is 10"... I'm a lucky girl it seems
Not really, unless you have a bucket.

Oops.
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(Original post by ozzyoscy)
Not really, unless you have a bucket.

Oops.
Why would I be loose if I've only slept with 1 guy? What are you, virgin Mary?
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Why would I be loose if I've only slept with 1 guy? What are you, virgin Mary?
So how big is your black hole ?
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So how big is your black hole ?
what the ****'s a black hole
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(Original post by jenny.chu)
what the ****'s a black hole
A HUGE vag'
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I'm 8 inches. It's nice to be above average, but I always worry that it might just be too big :lol:.
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hahaha

Im over 7 inches and I still think its small especially comapred to porn..but girls have always been pleased...or pained
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Anon or delete

Well I've only ever been intimate with my current boyfriend
so I've not seen a lot of the male genitalia.

But he reckons 5 inches is quite big (his size)
but I was wondering what everyone else thought?

I think it's ok but it doesn't feel huge am I wrong?
5 Inches? Your BF is White isn't he!?:rofl:

Okely dokely jokes aside, you have to make do cus you'd be lucky enough to find a guy with 6 inches measured proper let alone 7 and above. Just make sure the guys willy is fat before you ask him out.
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(Original post by lucy.science)
Jeez. The man it's attached to, perhaps?
You say perhaps because there might be the rare case that the man in question has a big willy and i bet you wouldn't be complaining. You'll end up thinking size does matter etc etc. Trust me i'm no Woman but i can still think like one.
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