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Perry
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Are all jokes contradictions.
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Are all jokes contradictions.
would you like to expand on that a little?
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You what?
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Yes. With the sole exception of those told by Gary Wilmot.
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wow what a great thread!
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i don't get it.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road?

A:to get to the other side.

why is that a contradiction?
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i don't get it.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road?

A:to get to the other side.

why is that a contradiction?
It's not a joke either
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i don't get it.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road?

A:to get to the other side.

why is that a contradiction?
because you've already said it's a chicken and we all know chickens cannot cross the road but then you said they can.
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i don't get it.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road?

A:to get to the other side.

why is that a contradiction?
That dont make me laugh

There was an austrailian Mathematician who siad that there were three types of Mathematicians those who could count and those who could not.
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That dont make me laugh

There was an austrailian Mathematician who siad that there were three types of Mathematicians those who could count and those who could not.
ah ha - i see
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because you've already said it's a chicken and we all know chickens cannot cross the road but then you said they can.
Course they can cross the road. Not that they know that they're doing it but they can.
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but surely its a contradiction unless u say two opposite things, a chicken and crossing the road do not contradict each other...true they are not associated with each other in daily life, but because u haven't said 'a chicken can't cross the road, why did the chicken cross the road' i dont think it counts as a contradiction
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its *not a contradiction, sorry mistype
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Just saw this on the top corner of the page, I didn't get it. Do you?

Q: What is the difference between a duck?
A: One leg is both the same.
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or there are 10 types of people who can do binary. Those who can't and those who can.
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or there are 10 types of people who can do binary. Those who can't and those who can.
<yawn>
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or there are 10 types of people who can do binary. Those who can't and those who can.
Damn it, I was just gonna post a similar thing. "There are 10 types of people in this world: those that understand binary and those that don't".
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its far better than the two types of mathematicians one
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its far better than the two types of mathematicians one
ha ha - that's right
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its far better than the two types of mathematicians one
Doesn't excuse it from this:

<sound of tumbleweed being blown across a dark desert>
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